Kill Tony Doug Benson, Geoff Tate
Guests: Doug Benson · Geoff Tate
Lineup
Set: Mitchell discussed ISIS videos, comparing them to Insane Clown Posse fans, and made jokes about sexual frustration and eyeballs as sexual objects.
Interview: Tony and panel discussed the edgy ISIS topic choice, praised the eyeballs joke as the strongest, and covered Mitchell's background in Portland doing comedy for about a year.
- ISIS compared to hardcore ICP fans with goal-oriented mentality like Tony Robbins fans.
- 18-year-old sexual frustration leading to eyeball fetishization due to limited exposure.
- Only thing ever jacked off to is eyeballs, wanting to pull oneself up 200 feet.
- Gunshot sound effect fired during interview, startled audience and caused commotion.
- Panel discussed edgy ISIS topic choice and whether it landed with audience.
Set: Mack discussed his dislike of holidays and preference for Shark Week, focusing on stories about people getting attacked by sharks and the absurdity of people forgetting sharks exist in the ocean.
Interview: Panel discussed shark attack perspective, brought up racial dynamics of shark attacks, and covered Mack's military background (four years, two tours Iraq, one Afghanistan) and move to LA two and a half months ago.
- Holidays are excuses to buy stuff for people you don't like; Shark Week shows people being dumb.
- People say 'out of nowhere' about shark attacks when they're literally in shark's home.
- Subway order interrupted by shark jumping out over the pickles.
- Panel brought up racial angle of shark attacks, noting Black people don't get attacked.
- Mack revealed Marine Corps background, panel made jokes about it.
Set: Eslinger discussed looking young, infiltrating kids' baseball games, needing a fake ID at 24, and confusion about her appearance in casual social situations.
Interview: Panel discussed her nervousness and shaking, established she's from Cincinnati/Kentucky area, seven times on stage total, and covered her background from Germany with a Jewish mother from the Bronx.
- Looks so young that parents wave her along with their kids at baseball games.
- Had to get fake ID at age 24 because people don't believe she's of age.
- Gunshot sound effect fired during interview, startled and visibly shook Melissa.
- Panel encouraged her despite nervousness, praised her likability and timing.
Set: Robinson discussed condom branding with family planning terminology, proposed Jordan-Trojan collaboration for branded condoms, and joked about rereleasing condom models like sneaker re-releases.
Interview: Extended discussion about pronunciation of his name Chaliss (spelled c-h-a-l-i-s-s), panel suggested he change it to use middle name Calrissian, and covered his background starting stand-up in Virginia six months ago.
- Family Planning condom section name doesn't match actual usage mentality.
- Jordan and Trojan should collaborate on branded condoms with swoosh logo.
- Condom models rereleased like sneakers, including King Kong with monkey fur.
- Extended panel discussion about his name pronunciation and middle name Calrissian.
- Panel strongly encouraged him to legally change his first name to Calrissian.
Set: Bernadette discussed children and contact highs from proximity to smokers, referenced Jimmy Kimmel's stoop, made joke about Carl Sagan on a comment about blunts, and gave advice about women not wearing underwear.
Interview: Panel discussed her writing versus punchline balance, covered her move to LA, and encouraged more frequent stage time to develop material.
- Kids getting contact high from proximity; don't want parents blaming contact highs.
- Carl Sagan on a comment inviting to billions of blunts.
- Advice for women without underwear about elderly slipping on snail trail.
- Panel feedback on structure and writing development needed.
Set: Weinshenk discussed having a fire extinguisher in a display case, fear of candles, and priorities in a fire (grabbing makeup first, can't tie shoelaces).
Interview: Panel offered advice about fire extinguisher access, discussed shoelace-tying techniques, and confirmed she can't tie her own shoelaces properly.
- Fire extinguisher in display case illogical; would grab makeup first anyway.
- Can't tie shoelaces; people call her Loose Laces.
- Brian shared story about breaking fire extinguisher display case during grease fire.
Set: Congdon discussed a guy in crowd reminding her of her absent father, compared him to Snow Leopard, mentioned father's cocaine use and current millionaire status from lawsuit.
Interview: Panel discussed her father's absence, potential million-dollar lawsuit settlement, and encouraged her to reconnect with him for financial opportunity.
- Guy in crowd reminds her of dad; only seen pictures, mom said he loved cocaine.
- Father wasn't around when young but now sounds cool since she knows where drugs are.
- Panel suggested she reconnect with father for potential money from lawsuit.
- Tony invited her to perform guest set at Irvine Improv show on July 7th.