Chaliss Robinson

Struggling on ramen noodles. Comedy needs to elevate him beyond instant noodles as survival food. Woman friend-zoned him; he misunderstood and suggested playing ball and grabbing beer with 'hoes'.

• Ramen is survival food not gourmet; people pay $15 for what he buys at 18 cents
• Woman said let's be friends; he thought she meant homie and suggested playing ball

Chaliss performs about feeling guilty walking behind white families, a confrontation with a mother, and lacking physical intimidation due to size.

• Felt guilty walking behind white family, too small to scare them
• Shouldn't work out; being brown should scare white people

Set about stopping hard liquor because friends said he's an asshole, throwing up in car during police stop, holding vomit in hands, falling into pools of oatmeal, one night that ended prematurely with dudes mad at him.

• Threw up in car during police stop, tried holding it, waved on face
• California girls put stuff in back pockets to fill out flat asses
• Girl with big butt in tight jeans going to break herself

Robinson discussed condom branding with family planning terminology, proposed Jordan-Trojan collaboration for branded condoms, and joked about rereleasing condom models like sneaker re-releases.

• Family Planning condom section name doesn't match actual usage mentality.
• Jordan and Trojan should collaborate on branded condoms with swoosh logo.
• Condom models rereleased like sneakers, including King Kong with monkey fur.