Kill Tony Tiffany Haddish, Steve Simeone, Steve Trevino
Guests: Tiffany Haddish · Steve Simeone · Steve Trevino
Lineup
Set: Set about Vietnamese prostitute showing up early, running/being gay, training for a bathon, finding dad is gay, coins melted in house fire, collecting EBT stamps, finishing school without graduating.
Interview: Discussed his three months of stand-up, location manager TV background, six-month jail sentence for driving without license, heroin use and four months clean, living in sober living house, and being heavily encouraged to talk about real life experiences.
- Vietnamese prostitute showed up 3 hours early wanting to love him wrong
- Ran 3 miles straight then 3 miles gay, training for bathon
- Dad's coin collection became medium-well coins after house fire
- Tony and Steve praise his joke writing despite short time doing stand-up, with genuine surprise at quality
- Reveals he quit heroin four months ago and started stand-up three months ago, living in gay sober house
- Discussed blue babies/track marks, heroin use, creative heroin references throughout interview
Set: Set about stopping hard liquor because friends said he's an asshole, throwing up in car during police stop, holding vomit in hands, falling into pools of oatmeal, one night that ended prematurely with dudes mad at him.
Interview: Discussed middle name Khaliss (references Lando Calrissian from Empire Strikes Back), parents being black nerds, observations about California girls having flat asses putting stuff in back pockets, two years of stand-up, defensiveness issues.
- Threw up in car during police stop, tried holding it, waved on face
- California girls put stuff in back pockets to fill out flat asses
- Girl with big butt in tight jeans going to break herself
- Gets heated/defensive when asked clarifying questions about his set
- Tony coaches him on being defensive and needing to talk about real material
- Middle name revelation and Empire Strikes Back reference from parents
Set: Set about acid flashback during badminton 103 final exam in college, test paper changing colors, memorizing badminton rules, last question about paper color worth 50% of grade.
Interview: Discussed taking badminton and frisbee classes at Chapman University, whether true story or fictional joke, issues with saying 'true story' as a comedian, works in tech, parents are hippie baby boomers, questioned about drug use during college.
- Acid flashback during badminton final, memorized rules but paper kept changing colors
- Last question of badminton test: what color is the paper (50% of grade)
- Tony criticizes use of 'true story' phrase before jokes, Steve defends necessity for comedians
- Gets praised for ass, complimented on joke structure
- Appears to dismiss himself from interview mid-way through
Tam Pham
Set: Set about not talking to real women in 5 weeks, talking to Siri more, doesn't have iPhone, never getting laid, no one thanking him for pineapple juice, wishes socks could talk but they're stuck together.
Interview: Discussed being Vietnamese, no drug use except marijuana once (melted plastic pen), parents don't know about comedy, lost the @tamfam shirt from social media handle, lives in LA doing open mics.
- Hasn't talked to real woman in 5 weeks, talks to Siri more than women
- Nobody has ever thanked me for all the pineapple juice that I drink
- Wishes his socks could talk but they're stuck together
- Gets praised for character consistency and set quality by Steve Simone
- Reveals he tried marijuana once by emptying a pen and stuffing it in
- Tony suggests he talk about the plastic melting pen story on stage
Set: Set about losing virginity recently, not the reaction Sunday school teachers said would happen, lifted floodgates 26 years of cum, guy drowned/died, yoga Instagram joke about doing yoga on rock increasing probability of posting.
Interview: Discussed losing virginity recently, raised Catholic, picked a guy and went for it, found guy on Tinder, didn't warn him first time, he was good-looking, didn't go back for seconds, didn't masturbate much before, used condom.
- Had sex for first time recently, lifted 26-year floodgates, guy drowned
- Yoga every day increases odds of Instagram photo doing yoga on rock by 100%
- Gets called out for Instagram joke breaking character after personal material
- Extended discussion about losing virginity to Tinder guy, Catholic upbringing, condom use
- Brian makes smell/sex musk jokes, gets shut down by other panel members
Set: Set about avoiding kids as long as possible because she's Hispanic and period gets late easily, kids embarrassing, took mom to free fountain park where she sat on water fountain hitting her vagina yelling it feels good, had to get ready for prom that night.
Interview: Discussed being Hispanic and avoiding kids, fountain incident from childhood, prom that night, Steve Trevino praised her and offered road work, suggested adding angle about adult not being able to enjoy fountains.
- Hispanic so hard to avoid kids, period late just from making out
- Sat on water fountain at park, yelled 'it feels good,' had prom that night
- Gets praised by Steve Trevino for graduating from regular position, offered road work
- Tony suggests funnier angle about adult unable to enjoy fountains like kids