Kill Tony Francisco Ramos, Sandro Iocolano
Guests: Francisco Ramos · Sandro Iocolano
Lineup
Pete Seoul
Set: Jeff discusses his discomfort with women on their periods using crude imagery of 'bloody vaginas' as a pit. He acts out various scenarios avoiding the topic while also noting his fear of menstruation.
Interview: Tony and panel critique the premise, suggesting Jeff develop more jokes rather than relying on act-outs. They advise exploring both male and female perspectives to make the bit resonate with broader audiences.
- Girls on their period at bus stops, guy tempted to approach attractive woman unaware of her situation.
- Premise about bloody pit of vaginas as unavoidable hazard of being near women.
- Tony criticizes Jeff for relying on act-outs when the premise already failed with the audience.
- Brian launches into 'eating period vagina movements' riff after Jeff's set, making it a callback moment.
Set: Joe discusses settling down with women at age 14 to secure 20-30 years of firm breasts. He passionately advocates for marrying girls young with energetic delivery and yelling, comparing relationship investment to securing premium assets.
Interview: Panel praises Joe's passionate delivery and natural comedic style. They discuss his premise about securing young women, joke about pursuing his ex-girlfriend's daughter, and praise his commitment to the bit.
- Best age to settle down is 14, get cool girlfriend with firm breasts from 14-40+.
- References watching Olympics gold medal winners, bank accounts, and watching porn as reality checks on life progress.
- Joe's passionate, yelling delivery impresses the panel who compare him to Stevie Weinshenk stylistically.
- Tony and panel praise Joe for showing his personality and passion through his comedic delivery.
Set: Brett opens by declaring his love for Asian women, then jokes about Asian women as bad drivers, flight attendants, Olympic athletes, and porn actresses. He rants about various situations involving Asian women with crude sexual humor throughout.
Interview: Panel asks Brett what specifically attracts him to Asian women. Discussion covers his wife (who is Asian), how they met at Domino's while drunk, her caregiving nature, and various crude observations about Asian women's bodies and behavior.
- Asian women are bad drivers; story about Japanese stewardess asking him to follow sword while swallowing.
- References watching gold medals, checking bank accounts, watching porn as reality checks that motivate personal improvement.
- Crude observations about Asian women fitting in trunks, not talking back, not going missing.
- Panel notes Brett's opening line creates strong reaction and establishes his obsession with Asian women immediately.
- Brett reveals he met his wife while drunk and throwing up in Domino's bathroom; she found and cleaned him up.
- Crude joke about walking around garage with penis size, panel finds it hilarious and notably honest.
T Pap
Set: T Pap tells a story about his creepy friend who tries to warm up a girl at a bar by rubbing her arm, misidentifying conduction as convection. He explains that this friend ruins the night for everyone by being a 'cock block' and doesn't understand social cues.
Interview: Tony criticizes T Pap for excessive setup and suggests cutting to the punchline faster. Learns T Pap has been doing stand-up for almost 4 months, works delivery for Amazon, and got fired from previous valet job for using profanity.
- Friend rubs stranger's arm claiming 'convection' to warm her up; actually conduction, ruins dating chances.
- Tony coaches T Pap to cut excessive setup and get to punchlines faster, noting he lost audience in opening.
Set: Kim compares finding a roommate to getting a dog, noting the roommate is like a puppy that sheds in the shower, doesn't pay attention to her, and creates problems. She concludes a human roommate is worse than an actual dog.
Interview: Panel suggests Kim cut setup and get to punchline faster. Discusses her new Asian roommate who moved in on Saturday, her background studying production and theater (dropped out of University of Florida), and her current work at a production company.
- Landlord said no dogs, so she found a roommate; roommate is like terrible puppy that sheds in shower.
- Roommate comparison to puppy: doesn't sleep in bed, up-to-date on vaccinations, doesn't poop in car.
- Panel notes Kim has unnecessary setup and dead air at beginning; needs to get to premise faster.
Set: Sara discusses her scattered mindset: spending 2 hours on Pinterest looking at baby animals, wearing 9 different PJ outfits (more than days of the week), and obsessing over celery for 1.5 hours questioning why it exists.
Interview: Panel praises Sara's established quirky persona and suggests she lean into her obsessive nature more directly. They recommend situating her observations in relatable scenarios to make the character more vivid and movie-like for audiences.
- Spent 2 hours on Pinterest looking at baby animal photos; wakes frantically worried about missing things.
- Owns 9 PJ outfits with cupcakes, zebra stripes, candy canes when only 7 days exist per week.
- Spent 1.5 hours thinking about celery, questioning why it exists when only good with peanut butter.
- Panel notes Sara's established persona as obsessive over small details; should lean into that strength.
- Sandro suggests Sara ground her observations in relatable situations (dates, work) to enhance comedic impact.