Kill Tony #497 — Sara Weinshenk, Jamar Neighbors
Guests: Sara Weinshenk · Jamar Neighbors
Lineup
Set: First-time comedian discussing being a feminist landlord tenant, old people with stacked TVs, Austin's weed/cigarette paradox, and being a dog groomer with six dogs and three cats.
Interview: Tony explores Lane's dog grooming career, animal collection, girlfriend who also grooms dogs, and estate sale clothing acquisitions. Discussion covers his trailer living situation and key collection.
- Landlord is woman, pays only two-thirds rent because feminist
- Old people put new TV on top of wooden TV like dead dog carpet
- Austin decriminalized weed but banned cigarettes, so wrap cigarettes in weed
- First-time comedian called up to start the show
- Sara Weinshenk comments on distracting keys on belt loop
Set: Second set with drawn-on sharpie eyebrows, new material about wanting to be taller.
- Wants to be taller (callback to first set)
- First time in show history doing two different minutes same episode with eyebrows
- Sarah Weinshenk draws sharpie eyebrows on Andrew
Set: Aggressive one-liner comedian covering OnlyFans, FarmersOnly dating, church hypocrisy, hand lotion on crotch, Bible Belt incest, Axe body spray for babies, and explicit sexual content.
Interview: Tony learns Zach is professional videographer, moved to Fort Worth for wife who left after six months, drinks heavily, has broken scrotum from BMX accident, used to rob beer trucks.
- Drinks too much, joined FarmersOnly.com, got date with cowboy
- Best Axe body spray for babies: absurdist shock
- Confused anal beads with pinto beans, shoved up butt
- Tony coaches Zach to slow down timing and let jokes breathe
- Reveals broken scrotum from BMX bike accident
Set: Regular comedian in hunting gear with new minute covering fast food sauce, snow in Austin equals four inches joke, Australia deadly animals and gun access.
Interview: Tony roasts David's hunting outfit, learns he flew from Miami through Minneapolis, they discuss barbecue, yeezys, and mutual roasting between David and Jamar about appearance.
- Fast food workers offended by extra sauce request like you asked something crazy
- Snow in Austin four inches shuts city down, girls understand four inches is lot
- Australia worst country, everything deadly, can't even kill themselves without guns
- Extended roasting battle between David and Jamar
- References Django Unchained scene during roast
Set: First-time 22-year-old bisexual comedian discussing being overweight, part-time queer identity, Tinder hookup with bent penis, and general nervousness on stage.
Interview: Tony learns Zachary is 22, fourth-generation barber student with 750 of 1000 hours done, drinks with mom, suicidal ideation discussed, first sexual experience with clingy girl.
- Overweight bisexual, part-time queer because guys are gross
- Guy on Tinder had bent PVC pipe dick, hooked him like trout
- First-time comedian, audience asks him to take shirt off
- Tony coaches Zachary to stop trying to be funny
Set: Nervous comedian from Ashtabula, Ohio discussing Keystone Ice beer slogan, being called serial killer, embracing the persona.
Interview: Tony learns Mike works at credit union, did stand-up on-and-off for four years, made $106k on GameStop stock from $7.5k investment, enjoys VR porn, sucked dicks when depressed.
- From Ashtabula Ohio where people drink Keystone Ice on purpose
- Someone said look like serial killer, no victims escaped so maybe embrace it
- Reveals he denied black man cashing check at Wells Fargo, became local news
- Admits to sucking dicks when depressed as coping mechanism
Set: First-timer discussing gastroenterologist appointment worrying about hemorrhoid, doctor requiring full colonoscopy, joking about self-filming and emailing MP4 footage.
Interview: Tony learns David started in San Antonio 2019, does graphic design and video production, 32 years old, recently graduated film school, apartment damaged by burst pipe.
- Gastroenterologist won't just look at hemorrhoid, needs colonoscopy and medication
- Could self-film hemorrhoid with camera, send MP4 instead of colonoscopy
- First-time performer displays vulnerability discussing medical shame
- Joe Rogan calls in, offers job opportunity for video production
Set: Performer was pulled from bucket but did not perform; red band realized they needed female comedian on stage and Tony Eaton's turn was skipped.
- Tony Eaton pulled but not called up; Tony skipped for gender balance
Set: Portuguese immigrant comedian discussing being nervous/turned on/sweaty like priest around child, trauma requirement for pretty girls to be funny, calling uncle about trauma, surprised by Texas homelessness.
Interview: Tony learns Nacya is new to Texas from Portugal, homeless person called her dad during walk, Sara Weinshenk praises her natural confidence and vulnerability.
- Pretty girls need trauma to be funny, called uncle asking for trauma
- Surprised by homelessness in Austin, homeless guy called her dad
- First female comedian of the night after Tony skipped Tony Eaton
- Sara Weinshenk coaching on confident vulnerable delivery
Andrew Brene
Set: Second set with drawn-on sharpie eyebrows, new material about wanting to be taller.
- Wants to be taller (callback to first set)
- First time in show history doing two different minutes same episode with eyebrows
- Sarah Weinshenk draws sharpie eyebrows on Andrew