Lane Rumen

Set about punters with playbook wristbands, dog addicted to mushrooms paying cat for tricks, measuring relationships in 'dicks,' philosophical dog after mushroom use, skinny jeans compression causing 'rolling a nut.'

• Dog addicted to mushrooms, paying cat to knock him off bookshelf for tricks.
• Skinny jeans seam makes testicles choose left or right; calls it 'rolling a nut.'

First-time comedian discussing being a feminist landlord tenant, old people with stacked TVs, Austin's weed/cigarette paradox, and being a dog groomer with six dogs and three cats.

• Landlord is woman, pays only two-thirds rent because feminist
• Old people put new TV on top of wooden TV like dead dog carpet
• Austin decriminalized weed but banned cigarettes, so wrap cigarettes in weed