David Flores
David Flores has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Jokes about dating, exes' pets' hygiene, and comparing women to xenomorphs. Set includes discussion of Dumpster Lid-smelling dog and pH levels.
- Broke up with girlfriend because her dog smelled like a Dumpster lid.
- Girl's vaginal pH so high, resembled xenomorph from Alien.
David did a tight set about cuckold porn, using Shakespeare references and jokes about finding a girlfriend. He kept strong timing and didn't rush his laughs, showing clear improvement from previous appearances.
- Cuckold term originates from Shakespeare, girls shaking spears
- All homies gang banging a sex doll instead of finding real girl
David performs about girls with smelly cracks, asking girls on Bumble for feet pictures (got banned), calling feet hooves, and story about eating stripper's feet without paying.
- Asks girls on Bumble for feet pictures, got banned, calls them hooves.
- Let me smell them hooves girl is comeback to dating rejection.
- Ate stripper's feet at Canadian VIP without paying upfront.
First-timer discussing gastroenterologist appointment worrying about hemorrhoid, doctor requiring full colonoscopy, joking about self-filming and emailing MP4 footage.
- Gastroenterologist won't just look at hemorrhoid, needs colonoscopy and medication
- Could self-film hemorrhoid with camera, send MP4 instead of colonoscopy