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Kill Tony #499 — Donnell Rawlings

📅 March 15, 2021 📍 Austin, TX Antones 🎤 10 comedians

Guests: Donnell Rawlings

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Lineup

1

Jim Braglia

Set: Jim did a rambling set about dating during COVID with three relationship categories, discussing various bad dates including someone worried he was a serial killer. The joke structure was loose and didn't land a clear punchline.

Interview: Tony and Donnell discussed Jim's loose joke structure and lack of audience connection. Jim revealed he's a musician from Chicago, did Second City improv, and only decided to sign up this morning after years of wanting to write comedy.

Bits:
  • Three dating categories: love conquers all, can't stand them, or lonely and ready
  • Date worried he was a serial killer on dating app
Moments:
  • Jim sang post-punk a cappella, received harsh feedback from band
  • Donnell gave encouragement despite harsh jokes about set quality
2

David Flores

Set: David did a tight set about cuckold porn, using Shakespeare references and jokes about finding a girlfriend. He kept strong timing and didn't rush his laughs, showing clear improvement from previous appearances.

Interview: Donnell praised David's timing and audience connection, calling it his best set yet. Tony discussed David's three appearances in consecutive weeks and his background making films and watching comedy podcasts.

Bits:
  • Cuckold term originates from Shakespeare, girls shaking spears
  • All homies gang banging a sex doll instead of finding real girl
Moments:
  • Extended discussion of cuckold fetish between Tony and Donnell
  • Donnell told personal cuckold story with Nashville girlfriend
3

Cooper Patterson

Set: Cooper did a short, clever set with a ukulele, delivering a song joke about mothers giving birth and not wanting him to be a comedian. He showed strong comedic timing and had good audience connection.

Interview: Tony and Donnell learned Cooper is from DaVada, Iowa, has hearing loss with a hybrid cochlear implant, plays Doctor Dre at church, and works at Walmart while studying video production.

Bits:
  • Mom song about giving birth, baby must be doctor/lawyer not comedian
Moments:
  • Cooper plays Doctor Dre at Christmas mass despite being deaf
  • Donnell interrupted multiple times about set timing rules
4

Patrick Depari

Set: Patrick delivered rapid-fire jokes about Bosley commercials attacking fathers, vaginal smell, a dildo he owned, his girlfriend's acceptance, and IUD jokes. He mixed self-deprecating humor with crude sexual content.

Interview: Lengthy interview focused heavily on Patrick's dildo: Tony asked extensive questions about its use, size, how long he kept it before trying it himself. Patrick admitted buying it for a girlfriend initially, then experimenting alone.

Bits:
  • Bosley commercial attacks father, Vagicella could attack grandmother
  • Girlfriend found dildo, thought cool until he said he liked wrestling
  • IUD equals high school diploma in modern dating
Moments:
  • Extended dildo interrogation with explicit questions about use
  • Patrick admitted finger exploration in shower to audience
5

Aloe Mean

Set: Aloe delivered a tight, clever set about witnessing teenage boys discussing possum attraction at the mall, which led to him becoming pro-global warming. He showed excellent timing and audience connection.

Interview: Aloe discussed his golden ticket, arriving from Iowa that day on Spirit Airlines with a light bulb issue. Extended argument with Donnell about Wu Tang references, jeans, and the nature of real comedy versus interruption-based humor.

Bits:
  • Teenagers discuss possum mating, he becomes pro-global warming
Moments:
  • Golden ticket winner from Iowa cashing in his earned return
  • Donnell and Aloe engaged in heated argument about comedy philosophy
  • Donnell told extended RZA story interrupting himself multiple times
6

Noe Lopez

Set: Noe's set covered ass-eating experiences (claiming he hadn't had it done), then a joke about his kid watching porn that he admitted was fictional. He admitted to having one nine-year-old child and discussed relationship struggles.

Interview: Tony slowly extracted admissions that Noe fabricated the porn premise, has a felony for kicking an ex-girlfriend's truck headlight during an argument, suffers from anxiety and road rage, and works in a warehouse.

Bits:
  • Never had ass-eating, feels left out by peer pressure
  • Kid caught watching porn, uncomfortable approach (fabricated)
Moments:
  • Donnell appeared to leave during set, creating audience concern
  • Noe revealed felony conviction for kicking ex's truck headlight
7

Tim Warner

Set: Tim delivered an ambitious political/philosophical set about healthcare as profit industry, side effects terminology, fake news, and reverse racism. He had strong material but veered into edgy conspiracy territory.

Interview: Tim discussed doing Kill Tony in 2014, voting for Jo Jorgensen (Libertarian), living in his car at Walmart on 290, recovering from addiction (600 days sober except weed/DMT), and his influences including Bill Hicks and Stan Hope.

Bits:
  • Healthcare industry needs sick people to profit, call side effects cause-and-effect
  • Fake news acceptance was cute, reverse racism means acceptance
Moments:
  • Tim went on extended political rant stopping only when Tony called for halt
  • Revealed living in car at Walmart on 290, performs at Patreon
8

Claudia Monica

Set: Claudia's tight set covered being a 'headmaster' of blowjobs, how recruiter title on dating profiles got her resumes instead of dick pics, and ADHD Awareness Month email from psychiatrist's office with a weak landing.

Interview: Claudia discussed moving from LA to Austin a month ago, doing open mics at Comedy Store, loving Austin's friendliness, and revealed she's been single and hasn't dated since moving.

Bits:
  • Could be headmaster of blowjobs school, underqualified like resumes
  • Recruiter profile got resumes not dick pics, both underqualified
  • ADHD Awareness Month email from psychiatrist won't get attention
Moments:
  • Claudia had blue hair in prior LA appearance