Kill Tony #499 — Donnell Rawlings
Guests: Donnell Rawlings
Lineup
Set: Jim did a rambling set about dating during COVID with three relationship categories, discussing various bad dates including someone worried he was a serial killer. The joke structure was loose and didn't land a clear punchline.
Interview: Tony and Donnell discussed Jim's loose joke structure and lack of audience connection. Jim revealed he's a musician from Chicago, did Second City improv, and only decided to sign up this morning after years of wanting to write comedy.
- Three dating categories: love conquers all, can't stand them, or lonely and ready
- Date worried he was a serial killer on dating app
- Jim sang post-punk a cappella, received harsh feedback from band
- Donnell gave encouragement despite harsh jokes about set quality
Set: David did a tight set about cuckold porn, using Shakespeare references and jokes about finding a girlfriend. He kept strong timing and didn't rush his laughs, showing clear improvement from previous appearances.
Interview: Donnell praised David's timing and audience connection, calling it his best set yet. Tony discussed David's three appearances in consecutive weeks and his background making films and watching comedy podcasts.
- Cuckold term originates from Shakespeare, girls shaking spears
- All homies gang banging a sex doll instead of finding real girl
- Extended discussion of cuckold fetish between Tony and Donnell
- Donnell told personal cuckold story with Nashville girlfriend
Set: Cooper did a short, clever set with a ukulele, delivering a song joke about mothers giving birth and not wanting him to be a comedian. He showed strong comedic timing and had good audience connection.
Interview: Tony and Donnell learned Cooper is from DaVada, Iowa, has hearing loss with a hybrid cochlear implant, plays Doctor Dre at church, and works at Walmart while studying video production.
- Mom song about giving birth, baby must be doctor/lawyer not comedian
- Cooper plays Doctor Dre at Christmas mass despite being deaf
- Donnell interrupted multiple times about set timing rules
Set: Patrick delivered rapid-fire jokes about Bosley commercials attacking fathers, vaginal smell, a dildo he owned, his girlfriend's acceptance, and IUD jokes. He mixed self-deprecating humor with crude sexual content.
Interview: Lengthy interview focused heavily on Patrick's dildo: Tony asked extensive questions about its use, size, how long he kept it before trying it himself. Patrick admitted buying it for a girlfriend initially, then experimenting alone.
- Bosley commercial attacks father, Vagicella could attack grandmother
- Girlfriend found dildo, thought cool until he said he liked wrestling
- IUD equals high school diploma in modern dating
- Extended dildo interrogation with explicit questions about use
- Patrick admitted finger exploration in shower to audience
Set: Aloe delivered a tight, clever set about witnessing teenage boys discussing possum attraction at the mall, which led to him becoming pro-global warming. He showed excellent timing and audience connection.
Interview: Aloe discussed his golden ticket, arriving from Iowa that day on Spirit Airlines with a light bulb issue. Extended argument with Donnell about Wu Tang references, jeans, and the nature of real comedy versus interruption-based humor.
- Teenagers discuss possum mating, he becomes pro-global warming
- Golden ticket winner from Iowa cashing in his earned return
- Donnell and Aloe engaged in heated argument about comedy philosophy
- Donnell told extended RZA story interrupting himself multiple times
Set: Noe's set covered ass-eating experiences (claiming he hadn't had it done), then a joke about his kid watching porn that he admitted was fictional. He admitted to having one nine-year-old child and discussed relationship struggles.
Interview: Tony slowly extracted admissions that Noe fabricated the porn premise, has a felony for kicking an ex-girlfriend's truck headlight during an argument, suffers from anxiety and road rage, and works in a warehouse.
- Never had ass-eating, feels left out by peer pressure
- Kid caught watching porn, uncomfortable approach (fabricated)
- Donnell appeared to leave during set, creating audience concern
- Noe revealed felony conviction for kicking ex's truck headlight
Set: Tim delivered an ambitious political/philosophical set about healthcare as profit industry, side effects terminology, fake news, and reverse racism. He had strong material but veered into edgy conspiracy territory.
Interview: Tim discussed doing Kill Tony in 2014, voting for Jo Jorgensen (Libertarian), living in his car at Walmart on 290, recovering from addiction (600 days sober except weed/DMT), and his influences including Bill Hicks and Stan Hope.
- Healthcare industry needs sick people to profit, call side effects cause-and-effect
- Fake news acceptance was cute, reverse racism means acceptance
- Tim went on extended political rant stopping only when Tony called for halt
- Revealed living in car at Walmart on 290, performs at Patreon
Set: Claudia's tight set covered being a 'headmaster' of blowjobs, how recruiter title on dating profiles got her resumes instead of dick pics, and ADHD Awareness Month email from psychiatrist's office with a weak landing.
Interview: Claudia discussed moving from LA to Austin a month ago, doing open mics at Comedy Store, loving Austin's friendliness, and revealed she's been single and hasn't dated since moving.
- Could be headmaster of blowjobs school, underqualified like resumes
- Recruiter profile got resumes not dick pics, both underqualified
- ADHD Awareness Month email from psychiatrist won't get attention
- Claudia had blue hair in prior LA appearance