Kill Tony #500 — Joe Rogan

Set: William performs a rapid-fire set of absurdist non-sequiturs and observational humor, including jokes about immigrants, vaccines, and his rock band Rock Band. He's visibly on Adderall and commits hard to the bit about buying Adderall pills for $600.

Interview: William discusses his Adderall use, his writing process involving weed and stimulants, and announces he's moving to Austin. Joe and Tony praise his unique comedic style and wordplay.

Set: Lucas discusses being non-binary, using they/them pronouns, and how his dad keeps calling him 'faggot.' He jokes about gender being a spectrum and some days feeling like a woman while other days being funny.

Interview: Lucas explains he's been doing stand-up for 3 years in Tennessee before moving to Austin 2.5 months ago. He makes posters and album covers, identifies genuinely as non-binary, and his parents are confused but supportive.

Set: Noe tells a story about working as a hotel receptionist and farting in front of a deaf woman he thought couldn't hear him. The punchline reveals she was actually mute and heard everything.

Interview: Noe discusses his previous KilTony appearance where he gave off serial killer vibes, his felony for kicking a headlight (criminal mischief), and his background as a musician. Joe requests he play guitar; Noe performs an original song.

Set: Zach does crude sexual humor about camel toes, dick pics, people with backpacks selling drugs, and ATM machines. The set is rapid-fire one-liners with dark sexual content.

Interview: Zach reveals his wife and recent girlfriend both left him, he's 4 months into stand-up, used to smoke heroin for breakfast for 5 years, and is now 3+ years sober but smokes a lot of weed.

Set: David jokes about intermittent fasting failing because he wakes up at 1:50 AM, and about motivational speaker Eric Thomas not giving thorough instructions on what to do after waking at 5 AM.

Interview: David reveals he's found a place and is moving to Austin. He's been eating at Austin restaurants like QI and Wu Chow, found favorite sushi places, and agrees Austin has better food than LA.

Set: Adam does offensive Middle Eastern humor, comparing his beard to a lumberjack outfit then pivoting to terrorist tower-bombing jokes. He mentions drinking beer, eating pork, having unprotected sex, and ends with a crude joke about 72 virgins.

Interview: Adam reveals his full name is Abu Harthia from Bethlehem farming family, he lives minimally, works in sales selling IV drips and hyperbaric chambers, and his parents didn't accept his comedy until he got a full-time job.

Set: Justin tells a story about getting a haircut at a Puerto Rican barbershop where the barber aggressively 'drove' his head like a manual transmission car, then admitted he couldn't help with the bottom half.

Interview: Justin is a barber/tattoo remover from Port Arthur, Texas, has 4 kids aged 12-16 from 3 different mothers, smokes weed heavily, has low serotonin, and revealed a dark past of stealing his friend's girlfriend who was in love with him.

Set: Jack does dark comedy about suicide, mocks Texas history education via football coaches, references Kobe Bryant's helicopter crash with a consent joke, and critiques Roman history via Gladiator film references.

Interview: Jack is an accountant and former chef from Austin whose family owned Tips Hardware; he has a CPA wife, tried ketamine and mushrooms, and this is his third stand-up performance ever.