Kill Tony #263 — Sara Weinshenk, Ali Macofsky

Set: Mike discusses stopping internet porn, visiting his mom on the road, arguments about lotion and comforters, being a dumb kid who only read Anne Frank's diary, and getting a scholarship. He mentions being a door guy at Bar Lubich in West Hollywood.

Interview: Mike is from Chicago, has been doing stand-up for six years, moved to LA three months ago and feels depressed. He was a mechanic in the Air Force for four years in Delaware, currently works as a door guy at Bar Lubich. Lives with a crazy Filipino lady who owns properties and has cameras for her dogs.

Set: Naomi discusses being from Appalachia where people have more kids than teeth, marrying her brother, loving rap music especially Fetty Wap, and the 'Wapler effect' when a car playing Fetty Wap passes with frequency shift.

Interview: Naomi has been doing stand-up for four years, is from Southeastern Ohio, makes robots at USC's interaction lab, just finished her PhD in mechanical engineering, got married, plays Dungeons and Dragons as a blacksmith, and struggles with biennial rage outbursts.

Set: Antonio jokes about confusing the metric system with the metro system, meeting his wife on the 164 bus, acting Mexican to board buses with a declined tap card, and comparing himself to the Situation from Jersey Shore.

Interview: Antonio is 23, married for three and a half years, from Alaska but raised in the San Fernando Valley, been doing stand-up seven months, does 2-4 open mics daily. His first Jeep broke down and someone slashed his truck tires multiple times after he hooked up with a girl about five times.

Set: Nick jokes about famous people refusing photos, thinking an addictomy is for women in transition, remembering 1990s Reese's commercials with 'no wrong way to eat a Reese's,' and describing a wrong way involving mashing it on his balls for his dog.

Interview: Nick is 30, just started stand-up a month ago, is a musician with band Stray Life (hip hop/rock blend), has Charles Manson tattoo with Kings hockey crown, has been sober two and a half years after domestic violence felony charge involving drugs and alcohol.

Set: Uncle Ron describes having great sex alone, living with Ichabod and adopted cocker spaniel, roommate Mark making animal jokes, lesbian from Alaska being a Klondike bar, and plugging May 11 Vegas show.

Interview: Uncle Ron is actually 66 years old but tells girls he's 49, from Las Vegas, worked as bartender/beverage director at Paris and Bally's casinos, dabbles in crack cocaine once or twice a year, had around 82 one-night stands, smoked crack and had sex with women he'd give $50 and crack to.

Set: Malcolm jokes about family reunion and dead uncles, blind people and pink lemonade, church offerings, and disliking fat girls who get skinny and become cocky, saying they're still 'fat minded.'

Interview: Malcolm just got a job at Golden State shipping company in Santa Clara starting at 3am Tuesday-Saturday. Met rapper DJ at Planet Fitness who gave him a mixtape, now DJ lives in his Airbnb. Also hangs out with three-joy, an Indian musician neighbor from back home who plays piano.

Set: David jokes about skinny people getting fat like old gay men coming out, comparing it to accepting oneself. References eating lasagna, fat parades with floats, milkshake song, opera singers not wearing belts, and tells fat people to 'take a knee.'

Interview: David has been doing stand-up six months to a year, went to nursing school but doesn't practice, Tony compares him to the lead singer of System of a Down upside down.