Antonio Montello
Antonio Montello has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
23-year-old married at 19 to Mexican wife, just moved in with his mother. Jokes about living with both mother and wife being like living with lesbian parents. Struggled early but recovered partway through set.
- Living with mom and Mexican wife like living with lesbian parents, both yelling.
- Got married at 19 because loved her and didn't want her to leave.
Antonio jokes about confusing the metric system with the metro system, meeting his wife on the 164 bus, acting Mexican to board buses with a declined tap card, and comparing himself to the Situation from Jersey Shore.
- Girl asked about metric system, he described the metro system instead.
- Acts Mexican on the bus when tap card gets declined to avoid embarrassment.
Stories about getting engaged to a Mexican woman, visa expiration, asking her parents' permission, and coining the term 'forever titties.' Includes jokes about broken finances and assumptions about his intelligence.
- Getting married when fiancée's visa expires; love at first sight with her 'forever titties.'
- Fiancée complains about American food tasting like armpit spice; old spice joke callback.
Antonio discusses getting high with his father, jokes about his addictive personality and inability to say no to drugs/alcohol, being afraid of future addictions including Game of Thrones. Makes joke about forgetting how traffic lights work while smoking and driving.
- Got high with dad; jokes about addictive personality and inability to refuse drugs.
- Forgets how traffic lights work while high and driving; sits at stop sign 20 minutes.
- Afraid of next addiction: meth, heroin, or Game of Thrones.