Kill Tony #255 — Duncan Trussell, David Arquette

Set: Teddy G discusses getting typecast as a gay racist in Hollywood, landing small TV and film roles despite having HPV and a small dick. He riffs on nonunion commercial work and his recent acting credits including American Horror Story: Cult.

Interview: Tony learns Teddy has been doing stand-up for five years and previously appeared on the show with Arquette. Discussion covers his three acting gigs (Suburbicon, Trevor Moore show, American Horror Story) and how he books work through an agent and manager while also driving for money moving people's stuff.

Set: Christian Pierce, 21, riffs on visiting parents for Christmas while depressed, joking about taking a toaster to the bath. Transitions into crude sexual jokes about sucking dick for money and receiving tips.

Interview: Tony and panel discover Christian is only 21, moved to LA almost two years ago from Arizona, studies acting and filmmaking, does background work and Postmates, claims to have a girlfriend in Arizona. Panel warns him to start drinking and taking pills now to meet the cool age of death (27-33).

Set: Maddie discusses discovering her first boyfriend might be gay based on his obsession with hot dog eating contests and refusal to perform oral sex. Makes jokes about men not liking going down on women and observing his face during attempts.

Interview: Maddie reveals she's been doing stand-up for one year, is from El Segundo, works as an admin, previously worked in cancer treatment coordination, sings in a 70s rock cover band called 'No One Leaves Except Chuck' after bandmate Chuck abandoned them before a gig.

Set: Angel, extremely high and rambling, discusses meeting a girl at a bar he forgot about, encountering her on social media two months later, and expressing awe that Duncan Trussell is his favorite person in the world. Set is largely incoherent.

Interview: Tony discovers Angel is extremely stoned (water bong in his car), works as a forklift driver, lives in Sun Valley in a 2001 Honda Civic he may have stolen. First-time stand-up after being inspired by Joey Diaz. Duncan attempts to mentor him into his 'synergy' group; ends with Angel making joke about ICE agents taking his mom.

Set: Andrea jokes about looking young enough to be kidnapped, appearing as a high-maintenance 14-year-old, her short stature (5'0"), and a date where a guy said guys like throwing short girls around. Makes joke about her body as a temple containing 150 small Jews reading Jewish text.

Interview: Andrea, two-year comedian from Bay Area, works as a nanny for wealthy families with kids ages 5 and 10. Reveals she once shit in her car in Colorado on puppy pads during traffic; discusses stand-up in LA being difficult, fears about telling NRA joke in Denver, philosophy of telling jokes vs. audience consideration.

Set: Michael discusses attending Prostitution Diversion Program in Van Nuys after being caught by undercover officer, paying $600 to never speak of it again. Jokes about denim-skirt undercover cop, herpes education, and prostitute economics.

Interview: Michael reveals he was caught soliciting on Van Nuys Boulevard at age 34, is on probation for one year, has picked up approximately 60 prostitutes in his lifetime using massage parlors and street work. Drives a Ford C-Max for gas economy, paid $60 for sexual act that night, divorced six years ago after being falsely accused of affair.

Set: Antonio discusses getting high with his father, jokes about his addictive personality and inability to say no to drugs/alcohol, being afraid of future addictions including Game of Thrones. Makes joke about forgetting how traffic lights work while smoking and driving.

Interview: Antonio, 23 years old, bartender for one year, has been doing stand-up for six months. Married his Mexican girlfriend at 19 after she became pregnant; she's now in Mexico. Recently confessed to cheating on her; therapist says he has sex problem. Panel advises him to let her go, makes jokes about deportation and sending body parts.

Set: Kat jokes about not having tattoos because 'you don't put stickers on a Ferrari.' Riffs on friend Lauren stressing about boyfriend not posting her on social media. Critiques male-heavy podcasts, saying she'd rather hear two men talk over each other than listen to podcasts with multiple male hosts.

Interview: Kat is a scotch master (sommelier for scotch), not a comedian as Tony initially recalled. She has a non-comedian boyfriend who makes documentaries and drives a brand new blue Jaguar. She reads extensively, recently adopted a 10-year-old German shepherd with boyfriend, enjoys solving riddles.