Christian Pierce
Christian Pierce has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Actor for 2 years, been on show twice before. Jokes about being single in LA, stress of adulthood vs childhood when getting dick touched. References Oedipal complex by Freud but doesn't complete explanation before faltering.
- Being single in LA is tough, nostalgic for childhood when getting touched.
- Half Native American from mother, makes '25 percent drunk' joke.
Christian does dark material about texting while driving with dead kids in the car, being poor and pro-life, and makes a joke about stabbing his pregnant girlfriend.
- Texting and driving with dead kids in backseat as punchline
- Poor, pro-life girlfriend jokes about stabbing her if pregnant
Christian Pierce, 21, riffs on visiting parents for Christmas while depressed, joking about taking a toaster to the bath. Transitions into crude sexual jokes about sucking dick for money and receiving tips.
- Depressed, took toaster to bathroom intending to electrocute himself in bath.
- Sucked guy's dick for free, received good tip, so it turned out well.