Kill Tony #259 — Doug Benson

Set: Dustin jokes about losing hair and bad teeth giving him character like Steve Buscemi, references looking like Leonardo DiCaprio in What's Eating Gilbert Grape, and mentions bombing with an Anti-Flag reference previously.

Interview: Dustin struggles through the interview with awkward silences and rambling, admits to being nervous, discusses doing Postmates deliveries in Phoenix, and reveals he's been doing stand-up for 3-4 years with two prior appearances on the show.

Set: Christian does dark material about texting while driving with dead kids in the car, being poor and pro-life, and makes a joke about stabbing his pregnant girlfriend.

Interview: Christian discusses his appearance, admits to having holes in his jeans, talks about his black girlfriend at ASU, describes his small penis sometimes, and reveals past viewing of rape fantasy porn.

Set: Quentin jokes about his name rhyming with slurs, growing up Mormon and calling it a disability, and refusing to go on a two-year mission costing $9,000.

Interview: Quentin discusses his Mormon upbringing in Gilbert, his recent break from the church, his job as a server, his music taste including Hall & Oates and UK bands, and his dislike of Gilbert and police.

Set: Whiteas jokes about his last name being mispronounced as white ass, growing up in a Hispanic community thinking white people were the minority, and not understanding Mexican traditions like Viva La Raza.

Interview: Whiteas reveals this is his first time on stage, met his wife who opened a hospital, is 43 years old, was in the military for 13 years with an other-than-honorable discharge, and discusses three marriages.

Set: Josh B discusses being a combat medic in the Army, going to nursing school because he wanted people to make fun of him for saving lives, and mentions the homoerotic nature of military culture.

Interview: Josh is a 33-year-old pediatric home health nurse, married for 10 years to his childhood sweetheart from his Mormon days, has two kids (8-year-old son and 5-year-old daughter), and discusses his son being sensitive.

Set: Thomas jokes about his unusual Cuban last name Zorio, identifies as a white Latino, discusses being bullied by both Mexican and white kids, and mentions his father's heart attack.

Interview: Thomas is 27, works as outbound salesman at Yelp (started one month ago), was fired from insurance job, and discusses his music taste, favorite food (arroz congri), and admits to having sex on Valentine's Day with a woman from previous job.

Set: Jonathan does edgy material about alien abduction fantasies, ex-girlfriend addiction to opioids calling her oxymoron, paying for three abortions, and jokes about pubic hair preferences vs armpit hair.

Interview: Jonathan has been doing stand-up for just over 3 years with no success, recently left a job over 10 years, now subsists on rental income from commercial property, and has controversial political jokes about assassinating Trump.

Set: Jesse does dark material about picking up women at Lane Bryant, Eric Garner's death, making a GoFundMe for his dead father, and blind people wiping, one-eyed person with eye patch joke.

Interview: Jesse is 26, second time on stage (first was two years ago in Montana), recently moved back from North Dakota after living there five years, works at home with parents, was a taxi driver but totaled the car.

Set: Guy jokes about his name being easy to remember and people calling him Guy Sensei (Naruto reference), his face and ear gauges, two questions about putting dick through gauges and whether they hurt, and face looking like manifestation of bad decisions.

Interview: Guy survived a car crash eight months ago which he says is the best thing to happen to him, wears a fanny pack, and Tony pressures him into letting Joel Berg attempt to put his penis through Guy's ear gauges.