Kill Tony #264 — Steve Rannazzisi
Guests: Steve Rannazzisi
Lineup
Set: Kiana joked about being a bad driver, then pivoted to a bit about her sister's name tattooed above her pubic area, revealing her sister died of cystic fibrosis at a young age.
Interview: Tony and the panel explored the tattoo placement and circumstances, learning she got it at 15 with her mother's permission and that her sister Savannah died from dysentery. The interview became increasingly chaotic as they pressed for details about the tattoo visibility and her sexual encounters.
- Bad driver joke about hitting three things vs her dead sister
- Sister's name tattooed above pussy; every time she gets dick, so does sister
- Kiana reveals tattoo of dead sister's name above her vagina
- Tony asks her to prove the tattoo location exists
- Panel discovers sister actually died of cystic fibrosis, not dysentery as she initially said
Set: MJ discussed being called a 'dickwad' by his unwilling father and made vague jokes about carrying bags in his mouth from the kitchen to the couch, which he struggled to explain coherently.
Interview: Tony and panel discovered MJ started stand-up in February, works at Burger Lounge as a cashier, recently had a Tinder date, plays softball, and is from upstate New York. The interview was confusing as MJ repeatedly failed to clarify his material.
- Father called him dickwad on phone; we're all dickwads basically
- People carry bags in mouth from kitchen to couch, like snotty-nosed kids
- Panel unable to understand MJ's bag joke, he keeps saying 'whatever'
- MJ reveals his Impala with moon roof and unusual hair styling
Stephanie Wang
Set: Jess performed about growing up in gang territory near LA, being approached by gang members, one asking about her murdered-person tear tattoo, and joked about appearing to be both a lesbian and having tattoos like earlier performer Kiana.
Interview: Jess revealed she's done stand-up too long to not be established, grew up doing drugs and being shot, tried being a lesbian once briefly, appeared on Def Jam in 1996 as first white comedian, had five abortions, and made out with Red Band at some point.
- Grew up near LA; locals say movie shot here, she says she shot here
- Gang member Froggy asks if tear tattoo means she killed someone
- She had five abortions; compares herself to China population control
- Jess reveals she tried being lesbian once briefly
- Jess appears on Def Jam 1996 as first white comedian in that series
- Reveals she's had five abortions and made out with Red Band
- Extended interview reveals PCP use, acid use, gang encounters, jail time
Set: Mike joked about Detroit's transformation from murder capital to trendy neighborhood, contrasting old dealers with new sushi restaurants, and observing the arrival of cops as novelty.
Interview: Mike revealed he's from Detroit, invested in real estate since 2007, produced Swamp People for three seasons, is Yemeni-Indonesian, a former US Marine, likes psychedelics and acid, works out frequently, has lost significant weight, and makes airplane noises with his penis.
- Detroit went from murder capital to cute; now white girl runs for fun
- Old dealers and lowriders replaced with sushi restaurants and white guys
- Detroit now has cops; describes them as adorable novelty
- Panel jokes about Mike making airplane noises with his penis
- Tony mentions DJ Khaled doesn't eat pussy, Mike defends eating pussy
- Mike reveals he's former US Marine, served four years
Set: Malcolm joked about receiving head so good his ass hurt, about intimidating a gay man, about a gangbanger hurting himself, and about black girls refusing sex.
Interview: Tony discussed Malcolm's broken-down car, his successful $3,600 GoFundMe in two days, recent signing with a major agency, his music projects including 'Bald Headed' song, his deceased father's diabetes death, and his upcoming album.
- Head so good ass hurts; walked away like cheeks were damaged
- Saw gay dude get tough momentarily, scared him gay
- Black girls say everything but no; refuse sex repeatedly
- Malcolm raised over $3,600 on GoFundMe in two days for broken car
- Malcolm signed by major agency despite still living in car
- Malcolm jokes about agent's office having real fruit; mother says he made it
- Malcolm's father died of diabetes at age 50 in fifth grade
Set: Jerome joked about being a high school math teacher who befriends suspicious students to prevent school shootings, his fears about being a black male with a gun during a shooting, and references proposals to give teachers guns.
Interview: Jerome revealed he's four for four on Kill Tony sets, a high school math teacher in his second year teaching seniors and one freshman class, dating a black girl for five or six years met in college, never dated white girls, recently got into kayaking, and discussed a coworker caught watching porn in class.
- Teacher who befriends suspicious student to prevent school shooting
- Black male teacher with gun during shooting; police would shoot him
- Teachers shouldn't have guns; would be mistaken for threat
- Jerome reveals he's four for four on Kill Tony appearances
- Jerome admits he watched porn at work during lunch
- Jerome describes using psychology to catch student who threw stapler
- Jerome discusses teacher from his childhood caught with porn on bus