Mike Eshaq
Mike Eshaq has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Mike opened with 'I served four years in the marine corps' and 'I'm a Muslim.' He joked about being mistaken for ISIS, made about 72 virgins and Vampire Diaries, and argued 'virgins are out, hoes are in.'
- ISIS recruiter pitch—being Muslim Marine confuses people
- 72 virgins would mean watching Vampire Diaries obligation
- 'Virgins are out, hoes are in' to ISIS recruiters
Mike joked about Detroit's transformation from murder capital to trendy neighborhood, contrasting old dealers with new sushi restaurants, and observing the arrival of cops as novelty.
- Detroit went from murder capital to cute; now white girl runs for fun
- Old dealers and lowriders replaced with sushi restaurants and white guys
- Detroit now has cops; describes them as adorable novelty