Kill Tony #751 — Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis
Guests: Joe Rogan · Shane Gillis
Lineup
Set: Jack self-deprecates throughout his set about failed jokes, including bits about peeing sitting down, a Rocket Money subscription joke, and antisemitic DM controversy. He pivots to Hanukkah gifts for the panel.
Interview: Jack explains his self-aware bombing and reveals tonight is the last night of Hanukkah, gifting the panel custom Hanukkah items including a Kill Tony yamaka for Tony and citizenship jokes for the band members.
- Rocket Money subscription joke about getting app that reveals two subscriptions.
- Girl gives him the ick for peeing sitting down; responds about pooping standing up.
- Jack gifts Kill Tony yamaka to Tony with 'I'm gay' written on it
- Props-based comedy transition praised by Joe Rogan and Shane
Kojak
Set: Kojak makes jokes about being mistaken for Jake Paul, references George Foreman and a knockoff 'George Floydman grill' that produces BLM marks instead of grill marks, ending with using counterfeit money.
Interview: Tony interviews Kojak about his four years of comedy, his job as top waiter in Austin, and reveals he's a 46-year-old black man with a Puerto Rican boyfriend who's 25. Highly controversial interview with racist self-deprecation.
- George Floydman grill knockoff produces BLM marks instead of grill marks.
- References George Foreman's multiple Georges as children and successful grill.
- Reveals he's black and has strong anti-George Floyd opinions during interview
- Prize Picks bit about odds of black racist gay pedophile comedian
Nick Tormey, Holly Jensen
Set: Floyd jokes about Kanye West being a Nazi, his name change to Kanye Awest, opening natural grocery stores called Trader Jews, and makes jokes about sushi restaurants, using racist language in ordering.
Interview: Floyd is a drummer in a metal band who started comedy in 2021, deeply impressed meeting Joe Rogan and Shane Gillis. Participates in a drum-off against house drummer Michael Gonzalez.
- Kanye opening 'Trader Jews' natural grocery chain store.
- Olive Garden giving abortions tagline 'when you're here you were almost family'
- Floyd participates in drum-off competition against Michael Gonzalez
- Audience vote determines winner; Michael Gonzalez wins
Set: Dedrick tells long story about being only black guy at Shaky Boots country music festival in Georgia, being mistaken for staff, meeting 37 other black people, parking lot drinking, and ultimately drinking two gallons of breast milk for a $100 bet with a funnel.
Interview: Dedrick is a regular on the show wearing new grill, just toured with Shane, road-tripped on private jet. Joe Rogan criticizes his grill for affecting his speech. Discussion about commitment to looks and the South not pronouncing S's.
- Mistaken for staff at country music festival; called 'Blade' and Dave Walker.
- Drank two gallons of breast milk through funnel for $100 bet.
- Joe Rogan gives blunt feedback about grill affecting speech
- Shane traveled with Dedrick on first road gig and private jet
Set: Tyler opens with crude sexual humor about Indians, makes Biden recession joke, first date story about sex duration, Gaza Shore reference, and forehead strength jokes.
Interview: Tyler reveals he's 31, from Austin, sold house for $380k, has been doing standup four months, inspired by Kill Tony, likes clay shooting and wakeboarding, recently ended relationship after finding out girlfriend was still married.
- Girl mistook 5-minute comedy set for actual duration of intercourse.
- Someone said he looks like 'the situation in the Middle East'.
- Discussion of extremely tight chain around neck all day
- Extended interview about married woman he banged at bar for 9 months
Set: 67-year-old Diamond Debbie does observational humor about aging, single motherhood, being overlooked due to wheelchair, T-word/tomboy commentary, nursing home dating competition, and Jesus taking her joystick when life gets hard.
Interview: Diamond Debbie reveals she's signed up 111 times (her 111th sign-up on her 68th birthday), was hit by Tesla at 45mph seven years after starting comedy, fixes wheelchairs for people, and hasn't dated in 11 years since moving to Austin.
- Single mom with only child; wished for litter so one could care for her.
- When life beats you up, Jesus take my joystick, I'm going home.
- First kiss experience on stage with audience volunteer
- Second kiss volunteer also engaged to kiss her
- Tony acknowledges she waited outside in cold for an hour
Set: Kelly discusses losing job, being military spouse with PTSD partner, handwritten fan mail from prisoners (stuck pages), military service recognition, and concludes with patriotic call to service military members.
Interview: Kelly is from DFW, has been on show before, does standup three years, owns Christmascockpit.com selling stockings made from Crown Royal bags, married 27 years to Air Force pilot, lived in Japan, England, and Italy.
- Radio DJ got handwritten fan mail from jail prisoners with stuck pages.
- Military spouse: all day banging out partner's PTSD.
- Heidi promotes Kelly's Christmascockpit stockings as business opportunity
Set: Tadpole does dark observational humor about being crazy in room, being let out, electric bill paying leading to bright future, 100 white jokes, refusing to shave because he looks rapey, and jokes about looking like homeless MMA fighter Conor McGreggor.
Interview: Tadpole has been doing standup 39 years (started age 10 in second grade talent show), now 49, spent 20 years in Hollywood as writer for Tonight Show with Jay Leno, hit by drunk driver 12 years ago and broke neck (C3-C7 fusion with titanium), wears neck brace daily.
- If he shaves looks like he majored in lacrosse and fraternities, rapey.
- Looks like homeless MMA fighter Conor McGreggor.
- Reveals career writing for Tonight Show with Jay Leno 25 years ago
- Explains broken neck from drunk Russian diplomat's daughter in 1996
- Puts on neck brace on stage after performing with broken neck
- Tony offers to get Ways to Well sponsorship help for medical situation
Gordon Dixon
Set: 40-year-old Gordon jokes about hanging with 20-year-olds, strip club lap dance with checkbook, how to spell 'candy', bounced check story, celebrating eighth year out of military service as Jehovah's Witness.
Interview: Gordon has been on show before, just got off work next door, drank strong three shots before performing, seems intoxicated during interview.
- 40-year-old dating 20-year-olds; tried paying lap dance with checkbook.
- Asked stripper how to spell 'candy' for bounced check payment.
- Gordon admits to drinking strong three shots before set
Set: Lindsay jokes about Erica Kirk trying to convince people she's not racist while touching black people's hair, reveals she had miscarriage six months ago, then discusses husband finding gray pregnancy matter during post-miscarriage sexual encounter.
Interview: Lindsay married Trey Campbell on May 3rd 2025, has five pets (two dogs, two cats, snake), husband keeps trying to remove animals from house, owns Christmascockpit.com selling Crown Royal bag stockings (brought custom Kill Tony versions for Tony and Redban).
- Erica Kirk touches black people's hair claiming not racist; has no black friends.
- Husband found gray pregnancy matter during post-miscarriage sex; got to hold baby.
- Tony enthusiastically praises set immediately after performance