Kill Tony #749 — Kyle Dunnigan (as Sylvester Stallone), Tony Yayo
Guests: Kyle Dunnigan (as Sylvester Stallone) · Tony Yayo
Lineup
Set: Explicit set about his attraction to overweight women, detailed sexual content involving fried chicken. Three years of standup comedy.
Interview: Discussed dating large women (largest was 450 lbs), works at Apple store in Austin, moved from Orlando in September. New to Austin homeless situation.
- More cushion for pushing vs skinny being stabbing while clapping
- Woman eating Popeyes chicken, thought his penis was drumstick
- Freestyles for Tony Yayo and Kyle Dunnigan, roasts panel members
- Didn't initially recognize Sylvester Stallone (Kyle Dunnigan's character)
Set: Health-focused material about obesity, heart disease, diabetes. Conspiracy-minded jokes about medical establishment. 13 years of standup.
Interview: Lives in converted ATV trailer, went to Ecuador for ayahuasca, practices alternative medicine with crystals and shark teeth, owns dog Yarn who rides motorcycle in backpack.
- Medical mafia doesn't want us healthy, makes profit off sickness
- Nurses homes actually cause Alzheimer's, not cure it
- Dog Yarn sleeps peacefully during interview, appears heavily sedated
- Claims to have written Tony's Wikipedia years ago
- Discusses using medicinal tobacco (rapé/hape) blown up nose
Set: Explicit material about sex with women with children, autistic son interruption during sex. Hall of Famer returning to perform.
Interview: Discussed touring on Killers of Kill Tony tour, 2026 plans, exaggerated banter with panel. Roasted Stallone character and made gay jokes.
- Autistic son burst in during sex wearing dinosaur slippers
- Prefers sex with handicapped women, like van space and driving
- Aggressive roasting of Kyle Dunnigan's Stallone character appearance
- Extended banter with Tony Yayo about Diddy parties
Set: Rape-heavy material about handshakes, weak arms, erectile dysfunction. Dark humor about sexual assault. 2.5 years of standup.
Interview: 22 years old, inherited $30k from dead grandparents, lives alone, recently started getting with woman through bullying. First sexual experience was 35 seconds.
- Trump and Clinton known as top handshakers, both rape
- Can only rape with drugs because skinny, not strong enough
- Detailed discussion of first sexual experience lasting 35 seconds
- Tony coaches him through telling story of accidental sexual encounter
Nino
Set: Material about grocery delivery, apartment residents not tipping, Indian customers. Four years standup, returns to show.
Interview: Delivers groceries for 2.5 years, collects Hot Wheels cars, hooked up with 65-year-old woman (Deborah) at airport bar, received oral sex in car.
- Don't order groceries if in apartment, you're on 12th floor no tip
- Indian customers don't tip, joke about chicken masala on nuts
- Detailed story of sexual encounter with 65-year-old woman at airport bar
- Describes oral sex as jacuzzi jet sensation in parking lot
Set: Material about rich people debit cards, cocaine, success and fame. Longer set with story about racist woman at car wash charging more.
Interview: Newest Kill Tony regular, worked customer service 20 years, car wash 17 years, fights with customers. Touring nationally, on Kill Tony tour.
- Rich people have heavy vibranium debit cards to break cocaine
- Woman charged more after 10 years, he says neighborhood devalued
- Extended story about being called racial slur at car wash
- Warns about racist Reddit comments, appreciates Tony's honesty
- Worked customer service for 20 years before comedy success
Set: Chaotic first-time set about ADHD, helmets, and ferrets. Spits during set. Extremely scattered delivery.
Interview: 47 years old, investment adviser in PA, trained professional boxer, brought up algorithms and universe at end, refused to answer questions.
- Diagnosed with ADHD, didn't wear helmet riding bike as kid
- Spits on audience during first-time performance
- Bizarre tangent about algorithms for 369 and talking to Joe Rogan
- Refuses to answer interview questions, claims can't talk about investments
Set: 15+ minute chaotic performance involving blackface, racial impressions, ventriloquism acts, physical comedy. Golden ticket holder with no limits.
Interview: Discusses touring, fucking Tony's mom, became old black man for performance, basketball/football/bowling demonstrations, lip-syncing confusion.
- Blackface transformation, only way to top previous bar was blackface
- Extended 15-minute chaotic set with multiple costume/character changes
- Performs in blackface as old black man character
- Demonstrates basketball, football, bowling forms with racial stereotypes
- Audience stands and reveals body, lip-syncing confusion throughout
Set: Dark jokes about walking in on parents having sex as child, deceased father, Anakin Skywalker turned black analogy. 6 months standup.
Interview: 50 years old, moved to Austin in August, door dashing on motorcycle. Father told him before dying to pursue comedy.
- Walked in on parents having sex 27 times, stupidly said watch me
- Father passed, left motor home, living 2 miles from venue
- Anakin Skywalker white, turned black and left his kids
- Father's dying wish was for him to do comedy, passed recently
- Delivered stronger joke after weak set, specialty is rescue jokes