Dedrick Flynn
Dedrick Flynn has performed on Kill Tony 27 times as a show regular. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Dedrick discusses forgiving people, a laser tag incident with his nephew, and mama jokes. He reflects on how southern upbringing taught him to fight over disrespect to his mother.
- Recently decided he's done pretending to forgive people; still hates them on sight.
- Nephew told him 'you can hide but you can't run' during laser tag, disrespectful.
- His mama confirmed she's fat when he complained about mama jokes.
Dedrick discusses buying his first couch living alone and discovers they cost as much as a car. He jokes about the vacuum-sealed packaging and the need to keep guests comfortable on his expensive furniture.
- Couch costs as much as a 2015 Honda CRV
- Vacuum-sealed couch packaging like drugs he used to sell
- Will pull gun to enforce guests sitting on expensive couch
No set recap for this appearance.
Dedrick discusses missing his white friends in summer, flexing them on social media, attending WrestleMania, and taking his brother to a sandbar party where they had to fight other white people for island dominance.
- White friends disappear in winter, reappear in summer
- Took brother to sandbar, had to fight white people for island
Set about the loss of silliness in comedy and people, featuring observations on Jews and a joke about the rocket ship effect when seeing attractive people.
- Dating ex is like reheating french fries - they don't work the same way.
- Rocket ship effect - seeing attractive person and rating them down as they approach.
No set recap for this appearance.
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Armadillos as Mexican turtles, smoke detector beeping conspiracy, battery technology, comparing to TMNT.
- Armadillos are just Mexican turtles, want to turn into TMNT.
- Smoke detector battery beeping is conspiracy targeting Black people to make ghettos.
Dedrick performs about family size importance, growing up in two-bedroom townhouse with six people on one king mattress (no boogeyman), surviving big booty TV remote wars in '90s, getting punched by siblings over SpongeBob, taking batteries out remote as petty move, metaphor comparing big booty TVs to women.
- Grew up six people on one king mattress, wouldn't allow boogeyman entry.
- Big booty TV remote wars, hitting siblings over SpongeBob control.
- Big booty TVs doubled as furniture, doubled as things you could slap.
Story about driving to Marble Falls, Texas with white roommate at night, needing to pee in Gatorade bottle, fear of white guys in woods vs bears, polar bear fears, and bear mace comparisons.
- Road trip to Marble Falls, needed to pee in Gatorade bottle
- White guys scarier than bears; can't use bear mace on them
- Polar bears only kill; scariest fear is polar bear with no Coca-Cola
No set recap for this appearance.
Dedrick does bits about buying $200 pregnancy tests when he knows he can't get pregnant (needs good news), pretending to be gay with best friend for cheaper couples therapy, having a black widow spider he treats like his black mom, going to church window seals playing Kirk Franklin, and the spider being a liar who can't read (Wilbur from Charlotte's Web).
- Buying $200 pregnancy tests to get good news that I can't get pregnant.
- Pretending to be gay with best friend for cheaper couples therapy.
- Black widow spider in room treated like black mom; go to church window seals playing Kirk Franklin; spider is liar who can't read.
Long set about hating self-driving Waymo cars, getting drunk and falling asleep in Waymo, Tempe police waking him up, calling his mom to wake him, having to cut grass and wash her car.
- Self-driving Waymo cars: no human driver to wake you up when drunk like Uber
- Tempe police couldn't wake him 30 minutes; lady unlocked phone with face, called his mom
- Atlanta bar: guy asked another for chicken wing, pulled out sock with string like nunchuck weapon
Dedrick does extended two-minute set about a man with no arms stealing his wallet on Greyhound bus, carrying a gun on buses, and Velcro wallet for audible theft prevention.
- Man with no arms stole wallet on Greyhound bus using feet
- Velcro wallet makes audible sound so people know he tried to pay
Dedric performs extended bit about fear of flying, defying God's gravity, turbulence on planes, seeing the captain on small planes, and story about taking Tony's private jet that hit turbulent weather.
- We're not supposed to be up there; God invented gravity.
- When plane turbulence hits, suddenly believes in God and prays.
- Small planes: shouldn't see the captain; map is red meaning bad.
Dedrick tells long story about being only black guy at Shaky Boots country music festival in Georgia, being mistaken for staff, meeting 37 other black people, parking lot drinking, and ultimately drinking two gallons of breast milk for a $100 bet with a funnel.
- Mistaken for staff at country music festival; called 'Blade' and Dave Walker.
- Drank two gallons of breast milk through funnel for $100 bet.
Dedrick tells a story about growing up in Atlanta ghetto where decorations and presents were stolen before Christmas, but his uncle saved the day by bringing stolen items from elsewhere.
- Grandma told him Santa wasn't real after theft destroyed hope
- Uncle Chris stole decorations and presents from another house for them
Material about rich people debit cards, cocaine, success and fame. Longer set with story about racist woman at car wash charging more.
- Rich people have heavy vibranium debit cards to break cocaine
- Woman charged more after 10 years, he says neighborhood devalued
Dedrick, new regular, performed 2+ minute set on The Blind Side movie's portrayal of Michael Oher, complaining about Hollywood making him seem unintelligent.
- The Blind Side movie made Michael Oher seem dumb, didn't need bed explanation
- Movie gave him fake 100% protective instincts test that's for police dogs
Set about moving to Austin and initially disliking it, struggling with homelessness on buses, learning to appreciate city sunsets, compliments from homeless men, mentions favorite comedian is Tony Hinchliffe.
- First major city had to count black people, Atlanta doesn't have time for that
- Homeless man complimented him instead of asking for money, now shows off new shoes
Dedric performs high-energy observational comedy about eating dry toaster strudels, Ouija boards with illiterate dead friends, being 35 years old with no healing ability (reverse wolverine), and acid reflux compared to Jesus's suffering.
- Eating dry toaster strudels after drinking all the strudel juice
- Using Ouija board with dead best friend who can't spell
- Being 35 with no healing ability, reverse Wolverine, comparing to Jesus
12-year veteran dark comedy set about accidental gasoline ingestion, getting kicked out of hibachi restaurant while high, and working as a bar door guy using silly string and pepper spray.
- Drank three gallons gasoline at age 9, dad said 'you smell unleaded'
- Got kicked out hibachi for being high, all-you-can-eat trap with edibles
- Bar door guy uses silly string for fights, pepper spray for serious situations
Dedrick opened with high-energy Atlanta storytelling about Sonic, uncle with stolen freeze plugs from Target causing $10k light bill, moved to Austin to 'take down Tesla,' made observations about white people and robots/Terminators.
- Uncle stole freeze plugs from Target; caused $10k electric bill.
- Moved to Austin to take down Tesla vehicles.
- White people are robots; never saw Black/Mexican robots in Terminator.
No set recap for this appearance.