Kill Tony #760 — Steve-O, Tim Butterly
Guests: Steve-O · Tim Butterly
Lineup
Set: Stand-up about Redban's mom, Ozempic, two fat people, Aphex Twin, Jesse Jackson, and Chat GPT.
Interview: Discussed his writing process in his office with Star Wars memorabilia, his obsession with brushing walnuts, and his rowing machine routine.
- Redban's mom so fat, now there's an Ozempic shortage.
- Two clinically obese people discussing if town is big enough for both.
- William discusses his bizarre hobby of brushing walnuts for hours daily.
- Steve-O compliments William's health improvements and growing machine joke.
Set: Jokes about being insulted in group chats, looking divorced at 30, getting fat in dating profiles, and dating a girl with a master's degree and DUI.
Interview: Discussed his tech job, comedy club work in San Diego, living with his grandma, her health issues, and his lack of dating experience.
- Girl compared him to Russian doll that ate all other versions of itself.
- Girlfriend has master's degree and DUI (later revealed to be fake).
- Chase reveals he lives with his grandmother and masturbates in dim light to avoid detection.
- Tony jokes about grandmother's perspective watching her husband die while grandson masturbates.
- Chase's main interesting quality is soft earlobes, revealed to be false.
Timmy D
Set: Jokes about elephants killing people, racist shirt comment, and priests trying to put their penis in mouths of dying people.
Interview: Revealed he's 63, had a 3-year-old son, worked with Blake Shelton for 10 years, played guitar since age 6, and now working on songwriting.
- Elephants are racist because they only kill black people, not white people.
- Timmy performs original guitar on stage and claims to have written Blake Shelton songs.
- Set runs 1 minute 5 seconds, over time limit, performer was out of practice after 4 years.
- Timmy had unplanned baby at age 60, wife is 39.
Set: Boston accent jokes, sexual scenarios, Mark Wahlberg voice impression during sex, using herself as fleshlight.
Interview: Discussed being from Boston, move to Miami and now Austin, second-degree black belt karate, jellyfish tattoo, and recent feature spots.
- Boyfriend heard Boston accent in bedroom; she does Mark Wahlberg impressions.
- During sex, said 'use me like a fleshlight' in Mark Wahlberg voice.
- Emily performs front kick during interview when asked to demonstrate karate.
- Reveals jellyfish tattoo was done by buddy in bed, looks poorly executed.
- Booked on secret show Thursday night.
Set: Immigration jokes about importing Latinas and exporting obese white women, friend died from fentanyl-laced fake Xanax, joked about selling it.
Interview: Discussed increased comedy schedule from 3 to 30 minutes weekly, friend's actual death from contaminated Xanax, middle school sexual experiences.
- Should import hot Latinas and export obese white women at favorable exchange rate.
- Friend died from fake Xanax with fentanyl; Blake joked about selling it.
- Blake confesses he actually sold the Xanax to his friend, later clarified as joke.
- Reveals sexual experimentation with middle school friend, mutual oral sex.
- Blake claims he could self-suck and swallowed his own semen at 13.
- Two-minute park bench oral sex scenario with mother of 7-year-old.
Set: Baby funerals, the word 'retard', saying 'blown a gasket', can't say certain words anymore.
Interview: Lives in New York for 7 years, grew up rich in Orlando, now poor selling feet pics and plasma, has $300 borrowed from mom.
- At baby funeral, can't talk to coffin with same voice as when alive.
- Woman complained about saying 'the R word' (retard), he calls her out.
- Michael reveals he's poor, sold feet pics recently, only has $600 with $300 borrowed.
- Tony announces Michael will perform at Madison Square Garden in August.
- Michael spent $300 on UFO field investigator credentials (MUFON).
Set: Armadillos as Mexican turtles, smoke detector beeping conspiracy, battery technology, comparing to TMNT.
Interview: Discussed armadillos being like armored raccoons, their speed, bats in Austin, Batman father reference.
- Armadillos are just Mexican turtles, want to turn into TMNT.
- Smoke detector battery beeping is conspiracy targeting Black people to make ghettos.
- Dedrick goes into extended rant about smoke detector batteries being conspiracy.
- Tony adds callback joke 'Batman didn't have a father either.'
- Redban makes multiple jokes during set, rare occurrence.
Set: Moved from South Korea after 30 years, American culture shock about words you can't say, homeless vs unhoused, can't say slurs.
Interview: Started comedy in 2007 in Pusan, taught international relations, opened for Kyle Kinane and Danny Cho, 55 years old tells people he's 53.
- Asked homeless person if they prefer 'homeless' or 'unhoused', got stabbed.
- Mechanic kicked him out for saying 'blew a gasket' sounds homophobic.
- Gus reveals he was married to Korean woman for 10 years, wife didn't understand therapy vs rapist.
- Wife's family from Wisconsin, they moved there with baby.
Set: Lives in Dayton Ohio with heroin and fat white women, rent $217/month, triple homicide in neighborhood, jokes about killing people to lower rent.
Interview: 7 years comedy, lives with girlfriend 5 years, she's musical theater student/grocery store worker, he produces shows and sells donation-based stickers.
- Dayton only has heroin and fat white women, he's addicted to both.
- Rent so cheap after triple homicide, considered killing 4th person for lower rent.
- Jerrel wears video game character outfit (Sonic/Tails), Tony can't place reference.
- Jerrel admits he doesn't know if he has smoke detector in apartment.
- Produces own show called Jerrell's Wheel of Comedy.