Kill Tony #768 — Shane Gillis, James McCann
Guests: Shane Gillis · James McCann
Lineup
Set: Martin discusses wearing women's clothes, school memories about making room for Jesus, and debuts a dog whistle as a unique instrument to differentiate himself.
Interview: Martin explains his dog whistle is a rape whistle that scares dogs away. He discusses his adopted deaf and blind dog and why he needs the whistle because Tony comes into his house.
- Dog whistle described as rape whistle if being assaulted by dogs
- Only thing holding him back from nutting guys is not being a dog
- Martin blows the dog whistle on stage; dogs supposedly react
- Golden ticket winner debuts another new minute
Set: Cameron opens by flashing his tits, then discusses a Robert Wadlow documentary and the missing mention of his large genitalia, and jokes about leapfrog being played nude.
Interview: Cameron discusses his tank top with a pocket, reveals he's 26, claims he climbs trees and does 400 backflips daily. He discusses drill rap preferences and his homosexual song covers.
- Robert Wadlow documentary missed his big stupid penis
- Leapfrog played nude as a child with uncle
- Cameron flashes his breasts to open the set
- Performs homosexual covers of songs, suggests doing Elvis one
Set: Liv discusses Texas weather and using a negro spiritual as a sleep aid due to her lazy smoke detector. She jokes about her crackhead father and ZipRecruiter listing full-time crackhead salaries.
Interview: Liv clarifies the ZipRecruiter joke about crackhead salary data, discusses her father's addiction recovery due to COPD. Topics include her mother's death from a car accident, Waffle House family history, and her work as a vet tech.
- Too lazy to change smoke detector battery so listened to negro spiritual
- Dad was full-time crackhead, ZipRecruiter listed salary as $97k
- Uses word 'negro' in set; panel expresses concern
- Mother hit by car; earned Waffle House jacket heritage
Set: Frankie discusses his gay brother, taking acid and hiking, finding Bigfoot (actually his friend), and a confusing DoorDash notification from Mohammed that made him think he planned 9/11.
Interview: Frankie has been doing comedy 6 years from San Diego, works reception at YMCA, has anime tattoos from COVID horniness. James McCann invites him to San Diego show. Discusses his brother coming out and their parents' reaction.
- Found Bigfoot on acid, actually just photos of black friend's fade
- Thought Mohammed DoorDash notification meant he planned 9/11
- James McCann invites Frankie to San Diego show front row
Dicky
Set: Dicky from Salt Lake City discusses Mormon background, Hims ads, sobriety after getting sober 6 months ago, and a funny contrast between acid and Pepto-Bismol remedies.
Interview: Dicky reveals this is his second time doing comedy after a mushroom-fueled first attempt. He got sober 6 months ago after a .25 DUI, resisting arrest, and jail time. Multiple arrests including weapons charges from a DEA raid.
- Sober now but friends gave him Pepto instead of party prep
- Struggles to work the microphone, pulls it from stand multiple times
- Extended interview revealing criminal history; Tony notes best interview
- Admits to .25 DUI, three times over legal limit
Set: Ronaldo discusses his mixed-race background with a missing Mexican father, his hardworking single mother doing multiple jobs, and a callback joke about black mothers having to be white dads.
Interview: Ronaldo is on his third appearance, recently won a roast battle at the club. Discusses heavy drinking and a recent incident where he got drunk, tripped on a curb with his torta, and was embarrassed when a stranger asked if he was okay.
- Single mom had to be both mom and Mexican dad for him
- Callback: black mom somewhere has to be white dad
- Third appearance as regular; won roast battle
Set: Dedrick discusses missing his white friends in summer, flexing them on social media, attending WrestleMania, and taking his brother to a sandbar party where they had to fight other white people for island dominance.
Interview: Dedrick explains sandbars are mini beaches with boats and kegs. Discusses dizzy bat drinking game and swimming fears. Makes callback to Tony taking black guys on boats; Tony makes WWII genocide joke.
- White friends disappear in winter, reappear in summer
- Took brother to sandbar, had to fight white people for island
- Weekly minute; works overtime every week
- Tony makes controversial WWII genocide joke in interview
Set: Brandon discusses being a black guy with a white name, phone prejudice (Android vs iPhone), and his ability to swim contrasting with Dedrick who just left the stage.
Interview: Brandon did comedy on and off for 3 years, started in Colorado, served in military as 32-year-old recruit. Works in tile and flooring sales. Just quit last week to sell tires. Admits to past petty theft including robbing $600 from a white woman.
- Black guy with white name gets more phone judging than race judgment
- Can swim unlike previous performer who was on house arrest
- Brandon admits to past robbery; Tony encourages self-confidence
- Manager watches show at work; Brandon quits and tells him on air
Set: Lucas discusses walking out of a porta-potty wearing only one sock after using it to wipe, and finding his grandpa's 'barely legal' porn collection that was actually just interracial porn from decades ago.
Interview: Lucas has been doing comedy 10 years, moved from St. Louis and New York to Austin 2 years ago. Sells motorcycles. Has a Canadian long-distance girlfriend who just got a boob job. Mother died of drug overdose at 46 when he was 26.
- Walked out of porta-potty wearing sock on his penis
- Grandpa's 'barely legal' porn actually just interracial from his era
- Extended discussion about girlfriend's breast surgery post-show
- Mother died from drugs at 46; Lucas 31 now
Set: Matt jokes about being called Ozempic, growing up Catholic with nuns, not wanting to be a priest because he doesn't want to fuck kids, and having a white girlfriend who gives him a green card.
Interview: Matt previously slept in a hammock for 1.5-2 years, now has a full-size bed. Works as mechanical designer with AutoCAD, likes fishing and golf. Found a vibrating cock ring (penis ring) in shower; unsure if brother's or 87-year-old grandfather's.
- Nuns predicted he'd be priest; his journey is fucking white women
- White girlfriend gives him green card while he gives her dick
- Extended interview about cock ring mystery spanning 14+ minutes
- Calls brother Sammy on stage to confirm cock ring ownership