Kill Tony #769 — Chris O'Connor, Mat Edgar
Guests: Chris O'Connor · Mat Edgar
Lineup
Set: Miller discusses San Diego culture, describing residents as blonde, wealthy, and carefree, with peculiar local mannerisms and unique language patterns.
Interview: Tony and panel learn Ivy is 3 months into standup, works as a lifeguard in San Diego, surfs and snowboards, lives half the year in Portugal, and was recently single after a 6-month relationship.
- San Diego residents are blonde and wealthy with no jobs
- Children named after energy drinks in San Diego
- Tony critiques her set performance
BK
Set: BK compares his Middle Eastern childhood to white American childhoods, discussing refugee camp versus summer camp and family gatherings versus pen pals.
Interview: BK revealed he started standup in 2008 but took a 17-year break after suffering a stroke in 2010 that affected his speech. Recently laid off from an 8-year fintech job, he's attempting to return to comedy and music.
- Refugee camp instead of summer camp as Middle Eastern child
- Meeting 85 cousins instead of making pen pals
- BK performs original song with band after discussing stroke recovery
- Wife left for Egypt/Gaza after he was laid off
Set: Malloy delivers jokes about paranoid schizophrenia, Paris trip via mushrooms, ex-girlfriend comparisons, and a dark 9/11 joke with controversial punchline.
Interview: Malloy is 60 years old with paranoid schizophrenia and enlarged prostate that prevented standup for 6 years. Former Opie & Anthony personality, Last Comic Standing contestant, Lyft driver, merchandise seller, Cleveland native, frog jump enthusiast.
- Paranoid schizophrenic sees two glasses, one wants to kill
- 9/11 joke about warning the 90s about 9/11
- Martin awarded golden ticket after brilliant set
- Tony defends helping 'messed up' people in comedy
- Martin accidentally killed frog at frog jumping competition
Set: Assily describes himself as an Arab who looks like a Mexican woman, makes dark jokes about strangulation and violence, discusses being autistic and unconventional.
Interview: George is 29 (or claims to be), started standup 10 years ago in Montreal, Lebanon-born, currently between jobs living in a bush, has a girlfriend he met at a comedy show.
- Arab man looks like Mexican woman with cartel appeal
- Second place at fuck strangulation competition joke
- Chris and Mat note harsh contrast with Martin's set
Set: Chacon performs an extended set about erectile dysfunction, gas station boner pills with animal names, heart palpitations, and relationship challenges.
Interview: Enrique discusses taking unregulated gas station boner pills, his girlfriend complaining he's too quick (8 pumps), building a goat fence on his 7-acre farm, wanting kids, and using dildo sets for foreplay.
- Gas station boner pills named after animals causing concern
- Vanilla Gorilla vs Black Mamba vs Black Rhino pill choice
- Tony promotes Blue Chew as alternative to gas station pills
- Extended interview about sex, relationship issues and farm life
Set: McCowan jokes about a spontaneous girlfriend who puts his dick in cereal, contrasts with previous crazy ex-girlfriend during Monopoly game.
Interview: Greg is 29, doing standup 2.5 years, from Dallas, works at Chicken Salad Chick as shift leader, met girlfriend at bar on Sixth Street, she moved to Chicago after a couple weeks.
- Girlfriend puts his dick in Cheerios to drink milk
- Crazy ex-girlfriend making passive-aggressive Monopoly comments
- Tony and Chris grill Greg about girlfriend's cereal joke
- Girlfriend moved to Chicago after dating a couple weeks
Set: Stamm does aggressive material about pulling out a condom and demanding women perform oral sex, describes his penis vein in explicit detail.
Interview: Luke is 29, doing standup 6 years, was heavily addicted to cocaine and alcohol for years, recently 2 years sober, lives in studio apartment with broken hot sauce bottles, cleans cars for living.
- Father taught him condom use but women don't feel safe
- Penis vein like thumb with pinky growing down side
- Tony describes Luke's appearance as rapist-hunting rapist
- Luke reveals 2 years sober from cocaine and alcohol
Set: Blair delivers controversial material about ugly white women dating black men, argues it's hurting evolution and professional sports, makes anti-white comments.
Interview: Eric is 51, this is his second bucket pull, first time on main stage, became Kill Tony fan a year ago, works as litigation lawyer in Austin, does online dating.
- Better to be born black than gay since no parental disclosure
- Ugly white women dating black men ruins athlete genetics
- Eric escapes pregnant catfish date through back door
- Matt Edgar makes abortion joke about date escape
Ty Reynold
Set: Reynold discusses violent Baltimore culture versus domestic violence in Austin, comparing his experience moving from Maryland to Texas.
- Baltimore gangster violence contrasted with Austin domestic violence