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Martin Malloy

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: May 11, 2026Latest: July 7, 2026

Martin Malloy has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #775 Bucket Pull · July 7, 2026

Self-deprecating fat jokes, observational humor about his weight and McDonald's employment, dating humor, and commentary on his mental health diagnosis. High-energy delivery with absurdist punchlines.

  • A bidet is a drinking fountain for your thirsty butthole.
  • I had a big dick joke but ate the fat jokes instead.
  • Doctor prescribed Viagra at $2 per Kardashian when divided.
Kill Tony #769 Bucket Pull · May 11, 2026

Malloy delivers jokes about paranoid schizophrenia, Paris trip via mushrooms, ex-girlfriend comparisons, and a dark 9/11 joke with controversial punchline.

  • Paranoid schizophrenic sees two glasses, one wants to kill
  • 9/11 joke about warning the 90s about 9/11