Liv Taylor
Liv Taylor has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Liv discusses Texas weather and using a negro spiritual as a sleep aid due to her lazy smoke detector. She jokes about her crackhead father and ZipRecruiter listing full-time crackhead salaries.
- Too lazy to change smoke detector battery so listened to negro spiritual
- Dad was full-time crackhead, ZipRecruiter listed salary as $97k
Liv jokes about looking like she never turns down Subway footlong, hates Subway despite Jared Fogle losing weight, and makes dark jokes about child abuse in reference to his crimes.
- Jared Fogle lost 250 lbs by eating Subway and not fucking kids
Nearly 2-year standup doing material about turning 31, body changes from 'headlight tits to headlight and fog light', being half Puerto Rican, and having a narcissistic father who thinks he's a military veteran.
- Sagging breasts from aging without having kids (she's half Puerto Rican).
- Father is narcissist claiming military high school = being a veteran.
Set about moving to Austin, her husband dying in a truck flip, proving she's a better driver than her deceased husband, having anxiety during masturbation thinking of her dead mother, and her husband being a 'freak' now watching from Heaven.
- Told husband she was better driver, he took her seriously and died in truck flip
- Has anxiety during masturbation, thinks of her dead grandmother apologizing to God