Kill Tony #719 — Harland Williams

Set: Set about being 6'5" and 200 lbs, with jokes about being called 'Saggy' for his saggy nipples as a 12-year-old, and how nobody wanted to molest him after puberty. Includes dark material about gun safety classes and school shooters.

Interview: Extended interview covering his height claim, which is disputed and measured at 6'4", his move to LA, his weight loss from 300 lbs, his experience on a turbulent flight, and his anxiety about flying.

Set: Set about needing to use the bathroom, random observations about Muslims saying 'Allah is the bomb,' picking up women at Planned Parenthood, and jokes about male pattern baldness and the cul-de-sac hairline pattern.

Interview: Tony and Harland interview about his father's death from multiple diseases, his disability history with 13 hernias and multiple surgeries, his dermal piercing under his eye, and his dental work.

Set: Set about dating a non-binary person and struggling with pronouns regarding potential violence, his German-sounding last name and Nazi references, with a joke about his grandpa being a Nazi who fought in Vietnam.

Interview: Discussion of his motorcycle sales job, selling a bike to a producer, his move to Austin from New York, hitting a deer on a motorcycle at 45 mph and breaking ribs, and his father's continued drinking and riding.

Set: Set about girlfriend's dead father and her belief that he was sent to her, jokes about her potential schizophrenia, and dark humor about manipulating her using her father's supernatural endorsement.

Interview: Extended interview about moving from Rochester to Austin with $5000, playing poker full-time at local card rooms, meeting Doug Polk the best heads-up poker player and winning $20,000, and meeting his girlfriend who was married at the time.

Set: Set about having a girlfriend for 8 months without making her orgasm, then finally succeeding after taking mushrooms. Story about hearing a white guy having loud sex with his girlfriend's roommate, feeling ancestral pressure to perform better.

Interview: Discussion about putting on shoes for traction during sex, always asking if girlfriend came, his acting career aspirations, and being cast in projects with professional actors.

Set: Set about moving to Austin, her husband dying in a truck flip, proving she's a better driver than her deceased husband, having anxiety during masturbation thinking of her dead mother, and her husband being a 'freak' now watching from Heaven.

Interview: Discussion of how her husband died (flipped truck at 2 AM drunk while exiting ramp after strip club argument), her mother hit by car as pedestrian and died exactly one year after Liv saw Tony's show in Atlanta.

Set: Set about functional fitness workouts incorporating real-life movements like coughing while squatting, childhood abuse from father using stolen belts from clothing stores to beat him, emphasizing beatings were done 'in goodwill.'

Interview: Extensively praised previous appearance, discussed his $75 Amazon suit, brings and plays trumpet while delivering pizzas, received expensive trumpet from stranger moving to Thailand, has 8 pit bulls, arrested for prank calling suicide hotline, Tunisian heritage.