Kill Tony #718 — James McCann, Kim Congdon
Guests: James McCann · Kim Congdon
Lineup
Set: David discussed 21 months of sobriety, AA meetings, getting drunk at meetings, and accidentally attending a PTA meeting instead.
Interview: Discussed his sobriety journey, past fraudster lifestyle, travels to Portland, and street interactions there.
- Tried AA but needed a drink at meetings, spiked coffee
- Accidentally attended PTA meeting while drunk
- Opened the show as first bucket pull after intro
Set: Very disjointed set where Joseph wore a wig and dress, made references to aliens, psychic spheres, and his grandson being electrocuted. Largely improvised and poorly received.
Interview: Joseph admitted he's been doing comedy about a year, had nothing prepared despite writing on his hand, and shared a crude joke about not having sex for two years.
- Girl piss smell made his dick go soft
- Wore a wig and dress on stage, extremely poor performance
- Panel noted he was unprepared despite writing on hand
Set: Isaac did well-structured jokes about dating, fighting gay thoughts, Veterans and trans people similarities, all landing strongly with the audience.
Interview: Two-year comic from Peoria selling Yu-Gi-Oh cards on eBay, gets high walking in parks and scared of human interaction, recently dating dog groomer for four months.
- Fighting gay thoughts like UFC decision, black guy wins
- Veterans and trans people alike—don't ask, they tell you
- Received golden ticket for strong performance
- Made eye contact anxiety clear during interview, very honest
Set: Chad did a solid set about his son coming out as trans, near-death hospital experience, his wife's concern about Hulu, pregnant dogs, and stepping in dog placenta. Much improved from previous appearance.
Interview: 40-year-old cannabis college professor and novelist, married 25 years with adult kids living at home, discussed family dynamics and recent novel about serial killer with OCD.
- Son comes out, never met a happy woman
- Dog keeps getting pregnant, uses Plan B in dog food
- Significant improvement noted from September 11 appearance
- Received big joke book for improved performance
Set: Zach rushed through dark one-liners about tightening ties causing arousal, BDSM, fantasies about orgies, and cannibalism. Varied quality, little connection to material.
Interview: Two-year comic doing karaoke DJ and DoorDash, recently bought 3-bedroom house with wife for $2K/month, works hard financially but set seemed unpolished.
- Smartwatch thought taking a shit was fantastic workout
- Tightening tie makes his dick get hard
- Rushed through set, little connection to material
Set: Strong tight set about wife having penis, broke looking for money, books titled 'Ways to Skin a Cat' and 'Ways to Kill Your Wife,' and prison sequel. Well-crafted dark humor.
Interview: 50-year-old farmer and rancher 2.5 hours from Fredericksburg with extensive ranch operation including llamas, goats, sheep, chickens, and bottle-feeding 19 animals. Happy and animated throughout.
- Wife wouldn't attract him if opposites attracted
- Book titles: 'Ways to Skin a Cat,' 'Kill Your Wife,' prison sequel
- Received big joke book as returning favorite
- Extremely charismatic interview, enthusiastic about farm life
Set: Kansei did a set about dating a girl who used him as a palate cleanser between black men, playing with sushi/ginger metaphor. Charming broken English delivery.
Interview: Golden ticket winner heading back to Toronto soon, living with black roommate, discussed culture shock and differences, plays Mario with James McCann, eats Korean ramen.
- Girl used him like ginger palate cleanser between black men
- Golden ticket winner getting second week opportunity before leaving
- Extended pronunciation lesson on 'sausage' with Tony
Set: Alex did a set about potential transition, odd like an eightball, and a 9/11 conspiracy joke about planes and the Pentagon. Moderate reception.
Interview: 11-year New York comic, African-Italian with Sicilian heritage, from Westchester, moved to Austin recently. Has eight dogs from unspayed dogs mating, tiny pinky from inbreeding, has been signing up 20 months.
- Three planes collide in 20-min window, solving for why
- First pull after 20 months signing up, stopped wearing socks
- Extraordinarily long 21-minute interview, highly unusual
- Detailed story about deaf woman with cash, air mattress deflation
Set: Cameron's second appearance set had jokes about friend's motorcycle death and conversion, racist-looking mustache, reverse cowgirl, and ending with coming for dick and jokes. Stronger second set.
Interview: Works at PRAA smoothie shop on East 7th, from Ojai California, recently traveled to Africa with girlfriend, joked about trading her for goats with African chief.
- Friend's dad dies, gets two dads that don't talk to him
- Mustache makes him look racist, wait till you hear mouth
- Second appearance on show, improved reception
Alex O'Brien
Set: Alex did a set about potential transition, odd like an eightball, and a 9/11 conspiracy joke about planes and the Pentagon. Moderate reception.
Interview: 11-year New York comic, African-Italian with Sicilian heritage, from Westchester, moved to Austin recently. Has eight dogs from unspayed dogs mating, tiny pinky from inbreeding, has been signing up 20 months.
- Three planes collide in 20-min window, solving for why
- First pull after 20 months signing up, stopped wearing socks
- Extraordinarily long 21-minute interview, highly unusual
- Detailed story about deaf woman with cash, air mattress deflation