Kansei Yasuda
Kansei Yasuda has performed on Kill Tony 6 times, winning a golden ticket. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
No set recap for this appearance.
Kansei (also called Kai) performs bilingual comedy about having different personalities in English vs Japanese, contrasting confident English Kai with perverted Japanese Kai. Jokes about groping on trains vs aggressive American style, and work-focused Japanese attitude toward sex.
- English Kai hits ass; Japanese Kai gropes on crowded train casually.
- During sex: English 'pound you all night'; Japanese 'I have work tomorrow.'
Kansei did a set about dating a girl who used him as a palate cleanser between black men, playing with sushi/ginger metaphor. Charming broken English delivery.
- Girl used him like ginger palate cleanser between black men
Kansei discusses how North Americans say 'respect' instead of 'bye', Japanese age-based relationships, and how white people age like bananas in hot summer.
- North Americans say 'respect' as goodbye; disrespects Japanese culture
- Japanese ask ages to determine relationship; white people age like bananas
Kai jokes about seeing a sign at a Japanese airport prohibiting export of Wagyu beef semen without permission, then riffs on wishing his own semen were important enough to smuggle across borders and cause international incidents.
- Sign prohibits exporting Wagyu beef semen; wishes his was important enough.
Yasuda performed shy persona jokes about seeing futures with women, made observational humor about being born in 1996 and claiming Tupac reincarnation, with comedic stage presence.
- Shy with girls, sees futures with attractive women
- Born 1996 makes him Tupac reincarnation