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Kill Tony #727 — Joe DeRosa, Tim Butterly

📅 June 30, 2025 📍 Austin, TX Comedy Mothership 🎤 12 comedians ⭐ 1 regular

Guests: Joe DeRosa · Tim Butterly

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Lineup

1

Todd Royce

Set: Todd tells a shocking story about being shown how to masturbate by his third stepdad at age 13, framing it as molestation with dark humor about his inability to perform and his mother's multiple marriages.

Interview: Tony and the panel deeply interrogate Todd about the molestation story, his weight, his mother's marital history, and whether the traumatic event actually happened. Discussion of his current marriage, diet of Eggo waffles, and profuse sweating.

Bits:
  • Dale (stepdad) wasn't even erect during molestation, making it worse performance-wise.
  • If you show me your dick, I'm gonna talk about it (snitches get stitches).
Moments:
  • Todd confesses to profound sweating during set; panel notes it adds credibility to trauma narrative.
  • Joe DeRosa praises material and notes Todd needs to convince audience traumatic claims are real.
2

Jay Legend

Set: Jay jokes about rewatching Taken as a new girl dad, discovering he lacks a passport and needs to negotiate with kidnappers. His movie would be called 'Gone Forever' because he couldn't save his daughter.

Interview: Jay discusses being from Chicago, living in Austin for 1.5 years, co-parenting two kids with their mother, supporting family as comedian/door guy/feature for David Lucas, and writing a song on mushrooms after breakup.

Bits:
  • Can't be Liam Neeson in Taken; lacks passport, behind deadline, offers $200 to delay kidnapper.
  • Movie about him would be 'Gone Forever' because he can't save daughter.
Moments:
  • Jay performs original song 'Bags and Boxes' about heartbreak from breakup, becomes recurring motif throughout episode.
  • Tim Butterly jokes about Black version of Taken called 'Took' about wallets.
3

Ram B

Set: Ram B jokes about playing 'do hard drugs and see who turns to Jesus first' with two women in Wisconsin, winning because he did drugs. Also jokes about his daughter claiming she saw Jesus at bedside, confusing him with a Mexican man.

Interview: Ram B has been doing comedy since 2021 (4 years), does phone customer service after physical jobs like machining, moved to Austin from Wisconsin for comedy, single after girlfriend wouldn't relocate, and has 25 years of rapping experience.

Bits:
  • Won 'who turns to Jesus first' game with women doing cocaine in Wisconsin.
  • Daughter saw Jesus at bedside; thought it was protective Mexican father named Jesus.
Moments:
  • Ram B raps about selling crack/dope with math references, 'The stuff up in my kitchen' routine.
  • Panel hijacks any performer song attempt to turn it into 'Bags and Boxes' callback.
4

Darren Jones

Set: Darren jokes about aborted fetuses in vaccines causing 'trauma-filled' essence in veins, jokes about climate activists setting themselves on fire, and daughter seeing Jesus while he jokes about her having unwed seed.

Interview: Darren from Dayton, Ohio, moved to Austin January last year, manages fencing yard, single after moving for comedy, sleeps with Mexican women (one from California, one from Mexico), has credit score of 720, and has old 16-year-old rap about selling drugs.

Bits:
  • Aborted fetuses in vaccines give you 'trauma-filled seed' in veins, messes up sleep.
  • Climate activist set himself on fire; we should too to block roads.
Moments:
  • Joe DeRosa jokingly stirs the bucket after Black comedian performs, callback to previous episode pattern.
  • Darren raps old 16-year-old song about selling dope with math references, becomes 'Bags and Boxes' callback target.
5

Johnny Mocny

Set: Johnny, a high school AP Lit teacher, jokes about 8-year age gap with students, being marked tardy for being gay, girlfriend picture disappearing from desk, and threatening to sleep with students' mothers at parent-teacher conferences.

Interview: Johnny teaches AP Lit in Michigan (Lansing area), has been doing comedy 8 years, travels to Austin for shows, is half Thai half Polish, totaled car once, and family was featured on HGTV's House Hunters International episode called 'Returning to Thai Roots.'

Bits:
  • Student told 'mark me tardy if you're gay' when late to class.
  • Girlfriend picture disappeared; students offer to find new girl; threatens to sleep with their moms.
Moments:
  • DMadness appears as callback joke: 'say Michigan three times, DMadness pops up.'
  • Johnny reveals family was on HGTV House Hunters International, pretended house was vacant while filming.
6

Kansei Yasuda

Set: Kansei (also called Kai) performs bilingual comedy about having different personalities in English vs Japanese, contrasting confident English Kai with perverted Japanese Kai. Jokes about groping on trains vs aggressive American style, and work-focused Japanese attitude toward sex.

Interview: Kai is Canadian (Toronto), spends hours at ramen restaurant Ryoku Shinman Tandu Ramen where his girlfriend works, recently became famous through Kill Tony episode reviews, tours Canada (Edmonton, Vancouver, Calgary, Halifax, Newfoundland, etc), speaks Japanese, performs occasional Japanese jokes.

Bits:
  • English Kai hits ass; Japanese Kai gropes on crowded train casually.
  • During sex: English 'pound you all night'; Japanese 'I have work tomorrow.'
Moments:
  • Yelp reviews of Kai's favorite ramen restaurant now all mention Kill Tony, episode brought tourists.
  • Kai performs joke in Japanese, audience applauds bilingual effort.
7

Celia Contreras

Set: Celia jokes about owning a rape whistle for tunes, hitchhiking despite warnings about rape/kidnapping. Says if kidnapped she 'earned it,' and jokes about needing GPS directions for men during sex, often finishing on her thigh anyway.

Interview: Celia was supposed to leave Saturday but friend asked her to be on show, lives in Phoenix now after moving from Flagstaff Arizona, 9-year comedy anniversary in May, supports herself through comedy + selling tarot readings and topless pics ($25-50) to lonely men, discusses bipolar disorder and alcohol use.

Bits:
  • If kidnapped/raped, 'that fucker earned it' because she's hard to get.
  • Men need GPS directions to find her vagina; still finish on thigh.
Moments:
  • Celia does palm reading of Tony's hand on stage, predicts lifespan, romance line, three kids.
  • Tony signs Celia's wristband for rehab facility emergency contact joke.
8

Jo Ellis

Set: Jo Ellis, trans Blackhawk pilot fired by Trump, jokes about being fired by Trump, suspicious about her voice, men noticing her penis, being accused of DC helicopter crash, being doxed as trans terrorist, and converting to Judaism as identity collecting hobby.

Interview: Jo served 16 years military, transitioned 2023 under Biden, discharged under national security code after Trump EO, paid $60k for facial surgery, shopping for vaginoplasty (depth vs no-depth), was doxed during Blackhawk crash conspiracy, suing Matt Wallace in federal court, from Richmond Virginia, interested in women romantically.

Bits:
  • Been fired by Trump, accused of crash killing 67 people, collecting hate identities.
  • Men say my dick gave away I was trans, not my voice.
Moments:
  • Joe DeRosa passionately begs Jo not to get vaginoplasty, wants her to keep her penis.
  • Jo describes shopping for vaginoplasty like shopping for cars on Facebook Marketplace.
  • Jo reveals she was locked in box during SERE training, had transgender epiphany.
9

Keith Ray

Set: Keith Ray's set focused on hyperbolic description of Ursula from The Little Mermaid's breasts and body, using crude language to describe her physical attributes in extended graphic detail.

Interview: Keith has been doing comedy 12 years, moved to Austin Jan 2022, lived in van 4 months, worked above Chupacabra Cantina, was original door guy but got fired for being sloppy/drunk, now sober (quit after getting fired), got passed as regular at club in November, quit drinking after trying hot yoga in LA, watches Sopranos with girlfriend, eats Oreos in moderation.

Bits:
  • Ursula has 'ride or die bottom bitch energy,' 8 legs=4 bitches, big 'sack of mud titties.'
Moments:
  • Keith reveals quitting drinking was motivated by club family, not just personal rock bottom.
10

Sancho Pancho Villa

Set: Sancho, 5'1" comedian, jokes about dating tall women to give kids normal height, girlfriend threw his keys on fridge because of horoscope, can't date tall women anymore because of the incident.

Interview: Sancho is 5'1-5'3, works as operations assistant for trailer repair company in Kyle, ex-Marine with high alcohol tolerance, has 'Holy shit shit' tattoo, jokes about sleeping with married women (27 by his count), has a nickname 'Sancho' meaning side dude in Hispanic culture, first question asked about woman's height, escapes windows when husbands come home.

Bits:
  • Date tall women to give kids normal life; ex threw keys on fridge due to horoscope.
  • Ask married women's boyfriend height; if under 6'5 I could fight him.
Moments:
  • Sancho claims to have slept with 27 married women, can escape through any window.