Darren Jones
Darren Jones has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Darren jokes about aborted fetuses in vaccines causing 'trauma-filled' essence in veins, jokes about climate activists setting themselves on fire, and daughter seeing Jesus while he jokes about her having unwed seed.
- Aborted fetuses in vaccines give you 'trauma-filled seed' in veins, messes up sleep.
- Climate activist set himself on fire; we should too to block roads.
Darren does a comedic monologue as Jesus complaining about women aborting him for centuries, tired of Catholic women, and threatening apocalypse instead of returning.
- Jesus tired of women aborting him, would rather apocalypse than Catholic pussy