Jay Legend
Jay Legend has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Joke about dating a they/them non-binary person and refusing to pay for multiple people. Includes waiter confusion about pronouns and discussion of paying bills.
- Dating they/them person, only paying for one guest not multiple
- Waiter confusion over singular 'they' when ordering food
Jay jokes about rewatching Taken as a new girl dad, discovering he lacks a passport and needs to negotiate with kidnappers. His movie would be called 'Gone Forever' because he couldn't save his daughter.
- Can't be Liam Neeson in Taken; lacks passport, behind deadline, offers $200 to delay kidnapper.
- Movie about him would be 'Gone Forever' because he can't save daughter.
Five-year stand-up doing material about smoking too much weed and a 45-minute observation of a squirrel and bird arguing.
- Watched bird and squirrel argue for 45 minutes while high
- Black squirrel tells bird not to shit near his food