Kill Tony #671 — Ari Shaffir, Mark Normand, H. Foley, Kevin Ryan

Set: Estonian immigrant doing material about wanting an American passport and how it would help if he went missing. Jokes about Navy SEALs, Brittney Griner, and contrasts with Russian/Estonian heritage.

Interview: Tony and panel discuss his Estonian accent, appearance, family background, and a story about a woman touching him at a bar in Austin.

Set: 46-year-old doing two years of stand-up with material about homeless people in Austin, Bud Light, fentanyl-laced Gatorade, and compares divorce to being dropped in New Orleans.

Interview: Discussed military service in Bosnia, cavalry scout background, current job in car dealership service, military deployments, and past relationships.

Set: Five-year stand-up doing material about smoking too much weed and a 45-minute observation of a squirrel and bird arguing.

Interview: Jay discussed working at comedy mothership for 3 months, moved from Florida, previous home health care job, son who is 2 turning 3, and relationship with baby mama.

Set: Pulled from bucket for second time after 74 attempts. Material about rugby match in Australia and Americans wearing helmets/pads for football, with race-based punchline.

Interview: Discussed new fully-clothed appearance (change from typical behavior), past incidents of exposing himself, and transitioned to joining panel for rest of show.

Set: 26-year-old golden ticket winner from Phoenix doing material about Michael Jackson musical, pedophilia jokes, and vacation/time management observations.

Interview: Discussed recent move to New York, current job as kindergarten lunch lady at wealthy school, one student's father plays for Knicks, 400 square foot living situation.

Set: First-time comedian, 40 years old, doing written-out material about working from home, COVID boosters, and genital mutilation wage gap joke.

Interview: Discussed first stand-up attempt, reading jokes from paper, living in San Antonio for 20 years with wife, two kids, 12 years military service.

Set: Complex family story involving step-siblings, crack baby cousin kissed in childhood, cousin later transitions to male, explores complicated feelings about the situation.

Interview: Discussed cousin transitioning to male, looking identical, interactions when visiting home, father's unsupportive response to sister coming out.

Set: Indian comedian discussing childhood sports (spelling bees), racist nicknames (Curry, Kumar), moving from Africa due to robberies, parents at 7-Eleven also robbed.

Interview: Discussed spelling bee background, cheating in competition, recent transition to full-time comedy, work as CPA at homeless shelter, MMA/jiu-jitsu interests.

Set: Three-year comic from Fayetteville, Arkansas, doing material about not being smooth with women, eczema joke, and bedframe poverty joke.

Interview: Works as district photographer for school district, recent U of A graduate, doesn't care about sports, passionate about Blue Bell ice cream.

Set: Second appearance doing dark material about ex-girlfriend committing suicide with shotgun, mess left behind, and jokes about cleaning couch.

Interview: Clarified suicide bit was fictional inspiration from another comic. Works in call center back office, avoids customers, went to Vegas for rim-to-rim Grand Canyon hike.

Set: Canadian comic comparing white people's fear of Nissan Altimas to police, Baltimore bridge collapse by Indian crew, jokes about splash pads.

Interview: First appearance December 2021, became full-time comedian after that, moved family to Austin, has baby with girlfriend, mother has dementia.