Sean Stuart
Sean Stuart has performed on Kill Tony 5 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Sean discussed sobriety for 9 months but still using drugs, with a long bit about 'boofing' (inserting substances anally). He joked about his lack of success with women and made a joke about a beer with a stud finder built in.
- Boofing alcohol up the ass as a loophole to sobriety while still getting drunk
- Beer with built-in stud finder to know where to punch the wall when drunk
Sean opened with dog love and Cuban identity markers, then pivoted to a crude joke about his small penis and disappointing Cuban cigars. He discussed measuring penis size and made references to oral sex.
- Cuban cigar expectation subverted with small penis/Swisher Sweet reveal
- How to measure a penis in seconds, inches, or strokes
No set recap for this appearance.
Second appearance doing dark material about ex-girlfriend committing suicide with shotgun, mess left behind, and jokes about cleaning couch.
- Ex killed herself with shotgun, left mess on couch he bought
- Can't get head after shotgun suicide, bitter about couch mess
Story about kid who beat him up in middle school getting hit by train, then breaking up with ex after she got hit by 'black train'. Jokes were not structured.
- School bully got hit by train, now Sean can talk shit, closed casket funeral.