Kill Tony #721 — Jimmy Carr
Guests: Jimmy Carr
Lineup
Set: Martin opened with jokes about emotional attachment after sex with sex workers, deer losing antlers due to low testosterone, and visibility of male vulnerability. He flexed a new minute of material with absurdist observations.
Interview: Tony and Jimmy discussed Martin's nervousness, his cerebral palsy, and a recent story about his dog escaping and being found by homeless people in an encampment. Martin revealed his dog's health after the incident.
- Sex workers hate him for emotional attachment post-sex
- Deer losing antlers due to low testosterone as male insecurity metaphor
- Tony and Jimmy riffed on Martin's cerebral palsy, with Tony noting he's the best enunciator on the show despite physical challenges
- Extended discussion of Martin's lost dog being found by homeless people and living in an encampment for three days
Solomon
Set: Solomon delivered offensive material about women using dehumanizing language (calling them cows), generational trauma, and crude sexual content. The set was difficult to understand and relied on shock value.
Interview: Tony and Jimmy questioned Solomon's speech clarity, sexuality (he sweated profusely), his Pakistani background, his work as an Uber driver, and his apparent obsession with dogs. Solomon discussed his fitness journey inspired by Kill Tony.
- Women turning into cows from generational trauma of being called cows
- Jaw enlargement from thousands of years of dick sucking
- Solomon was visibly sweating profusely during interview, leading to extended comedy about his appearance and apparent nervousness/arousal
- Tony and Jimmy probed Solomon's sexuality given his nervous sweating and hand gestures, though Solomon insisted he was straight
- Solomon revealed he lost 100+ pounds after being inspired by Kill Tony to get into fitness
Set: Sean opened with dog love and Cuban identity markers, then pivoted to a crude joke about his small penis and disappointing Cuban cigars. He discussed measuring penis size and made references to oral sex.
Interview: Tony and Jimmy discussed Sean's outfit, his struggle with vaping, why he quit drinking (mysterious white stool), medical concerns, hard drug use, photography hobby, and catfishing experience with a woman with cerebral palsy.
- Cuban cigar expectation subverted with small penis/Swisher Sweet reveal
- How to measure a penis in seconds, inches, or strokes
- Sean revealed he experienced white/gray stool after drinking, leading to doctor visit and therapy referral, became sober
- Extended discussion of Sean being catfished by a woman with cerebral palsy who he initially misunderstood as 'CP' (child porn)
- Tony made a colorless poop joke connecting to the CP misunderstanding
Juanita
Set: Juanita delivered explicit material about Beauty and the Beast teapot voyeurism, dog/bestiality references, and crude descriptions of female sexuality. The set was largely incomprehensible with heavy sexual content.
Interview: Tony and Jimmy praised Juanita's sense of humor despite stereotypes about trans people. Discussed her trans identity, transition, dating preferences (tall white men), meeting an Australian 'chuckle fucker' from the show who bought her drinks and had sex with her, and 'whiskey hole.'
- Beauty and the Beast teapot blocks sex; compares to controlling friend
- Wants to fuck her dog; cheese in vagina for dog to eat
- Jimmy gave genuine life advice praising Juanita's humor and suggesting she focus on talking about her actual life rather than abstract material
- Extended interview about 'chuckle fucker' (fan who watches show then tries to sleep with her), including story of Australian who bought her 37 vodka sodas
- Creation of term 'whiskey hole' (female equivalent of whiskey dick) during interview
- Emotional moment where Jimmy and Tony encouraged Juanita to have peed on the Australian because he was out of her league but clearly interested
Set: Blazing Nana opened with smoking weed and alcohol making her horny/mean, discussed menopause and vaginal dryness using crude terminology. She mentioned her massive weight loss (444 lbs to ~199 lbs) with no surgery or medication.
Interview: Extensive interview revealed Nana moved from Oakland to Austin, lost 444 lbs with dog, homeless background, traumatic brain injury from domestic violence, no belly button due to skin removal surgery, NRA card, family history of incest, and various eclectic life details.
- Alcohol makes her mean and horny; lists negative consequences (hickeys, hangovers, hemorrhoids)
- Women wasting best years on bad sex before menopause closes the door
- Before and after menopause comparison using 'gash' and 'WAP/DRY' terminology
- Nana revealed extreme weight loss of 245 lbs (from 444 to ~199) achieved through having a dog that runs her around
- Story of buying a dog from homeless man in Berkeley for $125 with birthday money collected via pinning dollars to her jacket
- Nana revealed she has no belly button due to having 9 lbs of excess skin removed after weight loss
- Revealed traumatic brain injury from domestic violence where boyfriend beat her, broke jaw and teeth
- Family tree discussion revealing inbreeding/incest (married stepdad's cousin in 1983)
JJ Curry
Set: JJ delivered a joke about fractions and his mixed race (1/8 Caucasian, '3.5 grams of Caucasian'). He used weed-dealing cousin's fraction method to explain his ethnicity and price point ('$40 white').
Interview: JJ revealed 12 years of stand-up experience, military background (90% disabled vet), lung disease from vaccines, moved to Austin in October from Tampa, uses edibles, prefers Asian women (especially Filipinas), enjoys gym and walks.
- 1/8 Caucasian because cousin taught fractions via weed dealing
- Ethnicity broken down as '3.5 grams of Caucasian' and '$40 white'
- Jimmy roasted JJ's exceptional teeth, comparing his good teeth to rare exceptions for British people
- JJ revealed vaccine injury causing lung disease, discussed military service and disability benefits
- Revealed strong preference for Asian women, especially Filipinas from military days
Set: Ronaldo opened with thoughts about suicide (thinks about it like home renovation), discussed bridge suicide hotline signs arriving too late, compared prevention efforts to condoms in delivery room. Absurdist suicide prevention critique.
Interview: Ronaldo revealed 7 years stand-up experience, Mexican father who abandoned him ('new boarded' rather than deported), supplies molding to Home Depot, met white girlfriend in elementary school/dating 9 years, moved to Austin from St. Louis, does BMX/hardcore shows.
- Thinks about suicide like home renovation—eventually, easier if paid someone
- Bridge suicide hotline sign useless; might as well put QR code on bullet
- Condoms in delivery room or birth control at stairs equally ineffective
- Tony praised Ronaldo's dark suicide material but checked in about his mental health after the set
- Ronaldo discussed suicidal ideation as normal and temporary sadness resolved by spending time with friends
- Been on Kill Tony before nearly 7 years ago in St. Louis, has gained weight since then (contrast to earlier guests)
Set: Ari delivered material about women wanting rumors about him sexually ('I told everybody I fucked her'), mocked women who keep affairs secret (bad sign), and contrasted desirable rumors vs. actual secrecy. Framed as boasting about conquests.
Interview: Extensive interview about touring with Martin Phillips in Florida, partying dynamics, Martin's popularity with women despite cerebral palsy, story of two 'bull sharks' (ugly women) at bar attempting to insult him before jocks arrived.
- Women upset he told others he fucked her; he's trying to show off
- Coworker affair staying secret is bad sign; means she's embarrassed
- Extended story about two unattractive women ('bull sharks') at Fort Myers bar who insulted him and Martin before local jocks defended them
- When ugly woman asked 'which one's the pretty one?', Ari recovered with 'I guess there's three' but music prevented her hearing it
- Jocks arrived and defended the women, telling them 'you ain't a prize,' then everyone became friends drinking together
Set: Rodrigo joked about not knowing his race, measuring his dick to confirm Hispanic heritage, saying 'I don't know' when asked if he's Black which leads to him robbing people, and trying to look like Pete Davidson.
Interview: 26-year-old waiter from San Antonio moved to Austin. Doesn't know father's identity; mother's claims disputed by family. Tony orchestrated FaceTime call to his mother (Shaina) during interview; mother is attractive, flirted with by Tony/Red Band.
- Doesn't know race; measured dick to confirm it's Hispanic
- When asked if he's Black, says 'I don't know' then robs them
- Got called ugly by friend; trying to get Pete Davidson look down
- Tony called Rodrigo's mother Shaina on FaceTime during interview despite producer uncertainty; mother on voicemail initially
- Tony and Red Band flirted with and complimented Rodrigo's mother Shaina, took a photo of her
- Mother revealed she doesn't know which man is the real father; multiple men possible
Adam Sincere
Set: Adam discussed a family on the bus with a baby in a golden earring (cooler than him), a 'no farms no food' bumper sticker, misconceptions about Jesus dying for sins, and masturbation joke setup.
Interview: 31-year-old from Boston moved to Austin a week prior. Had been doing stand-up 2 years before pandemic, then 'died' during COVID. Bartending background, recently applied to be farmhand and private investigator (dressed as 70s detective). Bicycled home from bar, got hit by car, sued for negligence.
- Baby with golden earring on bus already cooler than adult
- Bumper sticker 'no farms no food' suggests person hates everything
- Jesus died because guys killed him, not for our sins
- Tony and Jimmy extensively praised Adam's theatrical appearance, facial expressions, and comedic delivery despite weak material
- Jimmy compared Adam to Gary Oldman playing a character; said he looks like Family Guy young Peter Griffin meets Scooby Doo
- Adam revealed he was hit by car while bicycling home from bar, filed lawsuit when driver left running car instead of checking on him
- Applied to farmhand job in costume (70s detective outfit), didn't get callback; also sought PI role despite no experience