Ari Shaffir
Ari Shaffir has performed on Kill Tony 25 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Featured guest this episode.
Ari returns from 8-month Latin American travels. Jokes about fucking street dogs and gaining their trust, Americans not knowing Latin American countries' locations, and homeless people lounging on concrete in Austin.
- The hardest thing about fucking a street dog is gaining its trust to return.
- Americans don't know Latin American countries aren't part of Scandinavia.
Featured guest this episode.
Featured guest this episode.
Featured guest this episode.
Shaffir performed angry opening about lack of Jewish comedians and October 7 hostages, confronted RFK Jr. about fentanyl and said he's leaving the show.
- Ain't a single goddamn Jew on this show Tony, been 16 months since October 7
Featured guest this episode.
Unscheduled interruption calling show a debacle, mocking panel, refuses to follow MSG rules about not showing genitalia, eventually shows full nudity on stage.
Pulled from bucket for second time after 74 attempts. Material about rugby match in Australia and Americans wearing helmets/pads for football, with race-based punchline.
- Australians mock Americans for football pads; counters with race joke
Ari performs impromptu set as recurring legend; crude comedy including helicopter dick and sexual innuendo. Much smaller crowd response compared to pre-planned sets.
- Helicoptering his dick in front of audience; crude sexual performance
Featured guest this episode.
Sat on the panel this episode.
Sat on the panel this episode.
Featured guest this episode.
Featured guest this episode.
Ari performs a well-crafted minute about rescue dogs' backstories at shelters, questioning how shelter workers know abuse histories. Goes over time, nearly two and a half minutes.
- Shelter workers claim dogs were beaten daily but provide no evidence of who did it
- Hypothetical abuser wouldn't admit to beating dog, just complaining about bruised fists
Sat on the panel this episode.
Sat on the panel this episode.
Ari performs an absurdist set claiming he's from another star system and leaving Earth in a couple of days, that he's been conducting an experiment observing how alien life does stand-up comedy.
- Claims to be alien from another star system leaving Earth after comedy experiment.
Sat on the panel this episode.
Sat on the panel this episode.
Featured guest this episode.
Featured guest this episode.
Featured guest this episode.
Featured guest this episode.