Ari Shaffir
Ari Shaffir has performed on Kill Tony 6 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Ari returns from 8-month Latin American travels. Jokes about fucking street dogs and gaining their trust, Americans not knowing Latin American countries' locations, and homeless people lounging on concrete in Austin.
- The hardest thing about fucking a street dog is gaining its trust to return.
- Americans don't know Latin American countries aren't part of Scandinavia.
Unscheduled interruption calling show a debacle, mocking panel, refuses to follow MSG rules about not showing genitalia, eventually shows full nudity on stage.
Pulled from bucket for second time after 74 attempts. Material about rugby match in Australia and Americans wearing helmets/pads for football, with race-based punchline.
- Australians mock Americans for football pads; counters with race joke
Ari performs impromptu set as recurring legend; crude comedy including helicopter dick and sexual innuendo. Much smaller crowd response compared to pre-planned sets.
- Helicoptering his dick in front of audience; crude sexual performance
Ari performs a well-crafted minute about rescue dogs' backstories at shelters, questioning how shelter workers know abuse histories. Goes over time, nearly two and a half minutes.
- Shelter workers claim dogs were beaten daily but provide no evidence of who did it
- Hypothetical abuser wouldn't admit to beating dog, just complaining about bruised fists
Sat on the panel this episode.