Kill Tony #574 — Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, Ari Shaffir

Set: Hans opens with jokes about Biden's student loan forgiveness, yoga studios, and a recent yoga class where he met two beautiful ladies from Rhode Island.

Interview: Hans discusses his yoga practice, meeting Jenna and her mother Julie at a Kill Tony show, and his casual platonic hangouts with them. He brings them on stage where they do a chicken dance and get roasted by Tony.

Set: Alex does his first Kill Tony appearance, joking about driving from Charleston, turning 37, comparing dog ownership to having kids, and making dark jokes about Casey Anthony and biblical child drowning.

Interview: Alex reveals he moved to Austin a month and a half ago after three years of comedy in Charleston with one open mic per week. He was hit by a cop, settled for just over $100k, and moved to Austin with that settlement money.

Set: Jack performs a high-energy set with country music singalong about death to infidels, jokes about being functionally illiterate, being a registered sex offender, and not supporting a transgender president.

Interview: Jack has cerebral palsy (self-described as 'cerebral palsy 12'), works at T-Mobile, has been skydiving, lived in Hungary as a kid, and has had sexual encounters with hookup apps.

Set: Molly performs her signature extended joke comparing porn star work to office jobs using spreadsheets/spread cheeks, workman's comp/cum, PTO/PTSD, HR/herpes response, conference calls/choking on balls, 401k/fornicate for 1k.

Interview: Molly discusses recent interracial porn shoot in Miami, working with ovarian cysts, period work workarounds using makeup sponges, her father's disapproval, opening for Big Jay Oakerson and Jeff Ross, and harassment from homeless women in Austin.

Set: David performs about moving to hot Austin from LA, avoiding robbery by gay men in West Hollywood, gym flirting with gay guys, and roasts all four panelists with detailed physical comparisons.

Interview: David just moved to Austin two weeks ago, loves fishing and the food scene. He extensively roasts Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir with specific jokes about their appearances and personalities.

Set: Bak speaks in what sounds like French, then pivots to jokes about not being black, missing the boat on slavery, and getting white people to work for him.

Interview: Bak clarifies his name pronunciation, reveals he works in software, dances hip-hop, and has been doing stand-up for about three years.

Set: Will does short set about Siri saying n-word better than 'Guadalupe' and trusting AI after it gave wrong info about Niger.

Interview: Will has been doing stand-up for two and a half years, is sweating from nerves, works in reality capture using lasers to make digital building models.

Set: Winston talks about watching rapper interviews, wanting Jesus to speak like rappers crip-walking on water and turning water into lean.

Interview: Winston has been doing comedy for two and a half years, broke his finger playing basketball with Hans Kim, drives Uber in a Volkswagen Passat, had recent hookup involving Molly drug use, no ejaculation.

Set: Mike's first ever stand-up set jokes about founding fathers and slaves, Thomas Jefferson having sex with slaves, with Shane criticizing his premise as flawed despite potential.

Interview: Mike is doing stand-up for the first time ever, wears cargo shorts, works for a tech company in software, hikes and plays guitar in his free time.

Set: Chep jokes about his name spelling with doctor asking if parents wanted a valve, relationship with 8-year-old daughter who calls him out when flirting with women.

Interview: Chep moved to Austin 8 months ago from Northern California, was a steel worker and real estate agent, is 39, attracts women in their mid-40s, ate pussy two weeks ago.

Set: Ben from Canada does jokes about chlamydia being like flu in small towns, getting it multiple times, doctor loyalty rewards, and coke heads asking if he wants to fly.

Interview: Ben is from seven hours north of Toronto, 26 years old, was in Austin for a month, is double vaxxed with no side effects, works as steel worker and real estate agent.

Set: Monica does short set about three types of girls (dairy, almond, oat milk all not straight), her DMs being retarded or gay since last appearance, Austin being autistic, and her joke book joke.

Interview: Monica moved to Dallas two weeks ago from Dallas (moved to Austin), works as restaurant host/daytime door guy, been doing comedy nine months, dates 'short kings', ended up at open mics in driveways without phone data.

Interview: Joe Rogan appeared as guest panelist, was extremely drunk at start (vomited on previous podcast), then unexpectedly sobered up completely during Will Williams' set, rejoined panel as fourth panelist.

Interview: Shane appears as main panel guest throughout show, coaches comedians, makes edgy observations, briefly passes out at start, plays basketball with Winston Shaw.

Interview: Mark Normand serves as panel guest, roasts comedians, gets roasted by David Lucas for looking like far-left vampire.

Interview: Ari serves as main panel guest, makes harsh critiques and dark jokes, reveals he told Alex Baldamp to start comedy, makes suicide and controversial jokes.