Jack Horner
Jack Horner has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Jack did material about cocaine making him psychic, prison with teardrop tattoos, a breakup with cellmate Larry, and America's Opiate Epidemic as a big spoon metaphor.
- Cocaine makes me psychic, premonition I'll lose job
- Teardrop tattoos actually semen drops from prison activities
- Breakup with cellmate Larry, opioid epidemic as big spoon
Jack made jokes about his dating struggles, hiding things in relationships, dating an 85-year-old with Alzheimer's, his cerebral palsy, being a handicapped white male, and the 'r-word' being racist instead of the slur.
- Dating struggles, invested in short-term relationships, gave girlfriend $150 for one-hour relationship
- In long-term relationship with 85-year-old, hard to carry grudge with early onset Alzheimer's
- Slightly handicapped white male, r-word coming out is racist not slur
Jack performs a high-energy set with country music singalong about death to infidels, jokes about being functionally illiterate, being a registered sex offender, and not supporting a transgender president.
- Song called 'Death to the Infidel' but can't read because functionally illiterate.
- My stage name and legal name are the same, but also registered sex offender.
Jack performs high-energy material about being an alpha male in Austin, discussing sex, prostitutes, and self-harm jokes, with crude humor about crippled jokes and masturbation techniques.
- Tie belt around neck during masturbation for more powerful orgasm
- All I do is imagine stabbing my 8th grade bully