Kill Tony #676 — Sam Morril, Chad Daniels

Set: Martin opened with a joke about being recognized from a TV show named Martin, then discussed a Vietnam War class and an easy A opportunity, followed by observational humor about Jesus.

Interview: Tony and Chad discussed Martin's cerebral palsy, his body language and hand positioning during the set, and how he's been traveling to shows in hot locations like Florida and Phoenix.

Set: Jack did material about cocaine making him psychic, prison with teardrop tattoos, a breakup with cellmate Larry, and America's Opiate Epidemic as a big spoon metaphor.

Interview: Jack revealed he was nervous from chugging Red Bull, admitted to doing cocaine, getting arrested for weed and drunk driving, working as a door-to-door spectrum salesman, and doing only 3 open mics recently.

Set: Shiva joked about dating white women for free healthcare access, having a white girl's name tattooed, dating younger women, and a dark joke about an ex-fiancée dying in his hands.

Interview: Shiva discussed being booed at a New Year's show for playing guitar, his move to Austin, living with David Jolly, his background as Indian, heroin addiction history, and his comedy helping him recover from drug use.

Set: Chris performed about bosses and underpayment, his barista job making drinks based on literal names (flat white = Rebecca), and the deal between employee and employer.

Interview: Tony roasted Chris's height (5'2", 114 lbs), his job in student apartment leasing, his girlfriend, his star projector, and whether he drives. They weighed him on stage after he lied about his weight.

Set: Enrique did material about being an illegal alien, the immigration problem with 15,000 daily migrants, border security using shipping containers and Wipeout balls, requiring American Ninja Warrior skills to cross.

Interview: Enrique discussed arriving during 9/11 week, quitting his job at Buc-ee's due to lack of PTO, traveling 6 states, being Martin Phillips' caretaker in Arizona, touring with Hans Kim, living on peanut butter sandwiches, and owning goats for DIY cheese.

Set: Rose joked about her citizenship test (82% wrong), first questions about US holidays (said Christmas then 09/11), American gun knowledge, and obstacle courses versus written tests.

Interview: Rose discussed living in Austin for 2 years, moving from Boston, performing in a grunge band called Sunspite where she plays bass and sings, painting, and being on a spousal visa. Her boyfriend Cameron Illig was pulled next.

Set: Cameron did material about skiing being the whitest sport made by white people for white people like Costco, with color-coded slope rankings from green/blue to black/double black determined by white guys.

Interview: Cameron discussed dating Rose Hyland (who was just on stage), their year together, whether her separated husband knows, his master's degree in data analytics, his job driving a truck of ice, and his history with Cam Patterson from Orlando.

Set: Kam did material about being in Phoenix with hot weather and pretty women, theorizing God turned up the heat to make women take clothes off, and a joke about a long-term relationship with his cellmate.

Interview: Discussed his viral Trump shooting material that went out same night/next morning, his incredible work ethic, buying his father a 2008 Nissan Camry, roasting his father's ashy feet around the country, and meeting Chad Daniels.

Set: Benjamin did short material about his wife losing weight in thighs with cream, testing batteries with her tongue, and attempting to light a match with a joint while high.

Interview: At 73 years old, Benjamin discussed his first armed robbery of a meat packing plant at age 19 with two friends named Robbie and Alan, the complex planning and execution, escaping police, and stealing approximately $1,700.

Set: Fiona joked about cobblestone concerns when becoming wheelchair-bound being public masturbation, doing donuts, and losing 10 pounds of muscle because she's dying.

Interview: Fiona discussed her Snapchat getting hacked with 5-year-old nudes leaked, selling out a show at Zanies Lab day after Kill Tony episode, her Friedreich's ataxia diagnosis at 18 with 40-year life expectancy, and FDA-approved medication that pauses progression.