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Kill Tony #678 — Whitney Cummings

📅 August 5, 2024 📍 Austin, TX Comedy Mothership 🎤 12 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

Guests: Whitney Cummings

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Lineup

1

Ari Matti

Regular

Set: Set about military not accepting trans people, making a joke about them switching sides. Performer bombs in another room but comes out strong here.

Interview: Tony and panel discuss bombing in different rooms, the energy difference between crowds, and Ari's upcoming shows with Joe Rogan's Netflix special.

Bits:
  • Military doesn't accept trans people because they switch sides
  • Trans people trying on turbans at kebab market
Moments:
  • Ari admits bombing hard in the other room with this exact joke
  • Ari credits not watching previous comedian for bombing
2

Heath Wambolt

Set: Set about being new to comedy, having only written one joke, comparing himself to his wife's brief sexual encounters. Performs without punchlines.

Interview: Tony discusses Heath's work at Dead Rabbit bar, his friend's quadruple amputation and Travis Mills Foundation, and his background.

Bits:
  • Better at sex than writing jokes - wife took 30 seconds
Moments:
  • Tony describes Heath as looking like various crude things
  • Heath mentions friend with no arms/legs at Stubs Barbecue
3

Justine Frazzini

Set: Anti-feminist material about women voting and toilet seat equality. Performer bombs heavily with no audience laughter; set falls completely flat.

Interview: Tony roasts Justine for bombing, discusses her fourth open mic, cleans luxury homes in Phoenix, plays kickball, and reveals house was firebombed by gang when she was 12.

Bits:
  • If feminists believe equality why not put toilet seat up
  • Women shouldn't complain if they fought for voting rights
Moments:
  • Complete bombing with near silence from crowd
  • House firebombed by gang when she was 12 because father ran neighborhood watch
  • Tony suggests inappropriate coaching about father
4

Kent Hunter

Set: Setup-heavy material about flying squirrels, first sexual experience, and confusion about reciprocation. Strong punchlines and clear comedic structure.

Interview: Discussion of Kent's shaky legs (nervous tic), work at HB grocery store, recent 21st birthday, dating attempts, and kiss with Miranda from audience.

Bits:
  • All squirrels are flying squirrels if you throw them off cliff
  • Girl wanted to be slapped during sex but got upset with actual slap
  • Thought girl had dick until she explained reciprocation
Moments:
  • Kent's famous nervous shaky legs kick in during interview
  • Miranda from audience comes up for kiss with Kent
  • Tony arranges drinks date between Kent and Miranda after show
  • Kent reveals he works early morning at HB, can't do date tonight
5

Luke Stamm

Set: Dark humor about school bus driver joke involving children with Down Syndrome. Sharp delivery and edgy punchlines with strong comedic timing.

Interview: Moved to Austin from Colorado Springs in April, works as valet, quit drinking and using cocaine, lives in difficult situations, recently sober.

Bits:
  • School bus driver who loves driving drunk with special needs kids
  • Woman complains about ruining her day with Down Syndrome joke
  • Woman having another disabled child shows tight anatomy
Moments:
  • Luke mentions living with hoarding woman with many animals
  • Tony jokes about Luke's terrible living situations and mustache
  • Luke is Eagle Scout despite troubled background
  • Luke from Butler Pennsylvania where Trump was shot
6

Kam Patterson

Regular

Set: Topical material about 2024 election, voting like picking women, Kamala Harris and Joe Biden. High-energy performance with strong crowd reactions.

Interview: Regular on show with new hand tattoos 'go hard' and 'be great', got signatures from fans, new apartment, father approves, has game room with PS4/PS5/Xbox.

Bits:
  • Votes with dick like picking women - last couple years would be gay
  • Wouldn't let 82-year-old grandma run country or drive car
  • Kamala Harris only fucks people who help her career
Moments:
  • Cam goes 90 seconds, 50% over the allotted time
  • Shows new hand tattoos 'go hard' and 'be great'
  • People got Kam's signature tattooed on their leg
  • Cam mentions being pregnant girlfriend
7

JT Abbott

Set: Opens with question about Californians moving to Texas and compares to Native American genocide. Sets about girlfriend and Indiana Jones.

Interview: JT was just on show last week, doing standup for three years, admits he froze on opening question and didn't have followup planned.

Bits:
  • California/Texas migration compared to Native American genocide
  • Told girlfriend he fucked her sister when asked about outfit
  • White American man with whip stealing in Indiana Jones
Moments:
  • JT admits he was just on show last week
  • Tony points out opening question left him vulnerable to heckling
8

Drew Nickens

Set: Material about church, Black identity, feminism/gambling, female boxing interest, no punchlines on premise jumping. Bounces between disparate topics.

Interview: Drew lost $1000 betting on women's boxing matches (had parlays/straight bets), Tony and Whitney discuss period effects on female sports performance.

Bits:
  • Only person in family searched for weapons at Black church
  • Stopped watching porn for three months researching boxing
  • Women's boxing not as powerful - last one retired 14 years ago
Moments:
  • Drew lost $1000 on women's boxing with parlay bets
  • Tony attempts awkward explanation of menstrual cycle effects on sports
  • Whitney interjected explaining periods affect female athletes and mood
  • Tony notes Red Band jumping in to smooth over awkwardness
9

Bill Carroll

Set: Material about straight sexuality, blowjob gun scenario, homeless man racial bias sign, questions about female boxing. Absurdist dark humor throughout.

Interview: Second time on show, works as computer programmer remotely for LA factory, moved to Austin with Filipino girlfriend who works knitting/crocheting.

Bits:
  • Made it through Broke Back Mountain without masturbating straight
  • Is it gay to suck dick with gun to your head
  • Gave homeless man $10 to change mind about Black people
Moments:
  • Bill's girlfriend Ha yells at him from audience during interview
  • Bill admits to watching porn in dormitory with soccer teammates
  • Bill got big leather joke book last time, encouraged to keep going
10

Cole Kassul

Set: Edgy material about female sexuality demands, sex/abortion timing references, Kobe Bryant abortion joke. Strong punchlines with controversial dark humor.

Interview: Second time on show, scared about influencer podcast about him tomorrow, nervous about her revealing secrets, got big joke book, booked for Thursday secret show.

Bits:
  • Girl wants slapping during sex but angry when actually slapped
  • Kobe Bryant comparison for girlfriend's abortion two days before ban
  • If Kobe died with kid she'd compare to him better
Moments:
  • Cole nervous about influencer podcast coming out tomorrow
  • Cole reveals date story: girl kept saying nword hard-r
  • Cole asked if he wants to hang out with racist girl again
  • Cole gets booked for Thursday secret show
11

Mike Cohen

Set: Text messaging relationship failures: friend's accidental BBC porn screenshot, mom getting dickpic, wife getting dickpic and responding with photo of him.

Interview: Atlanta resident, brand manager for automotive paint company, lost 150 lbs from nearly 400, had non-alcoholic cirrhosis, quit carbs, pursuing standup 3 years.

Bits:
  • Best friend accidentally sent BBC porn screenshot instead of someone
  • Sent wife dickpic joking about dinner, she sent pic of him
  • Mom received dickpic from son, responded about baby memories
Moments:
  • Mike survived non-alcoholic cirrhosis through diet change
  • Wife is supportive and encouraged Mike to pursue standup
  • Mike has two kids - one in college (30k/year), other near college
  • Wife keeps Mike busy with farm, 70 chickens, lots of animals
  • Mike and wife have sex once every couple weeks on her schedule
12

William Montgomery, The Montgomerys