Cameron Illig
Cameron Illig has performed on Kill Tony 5 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Set about wanting his own kids but not wanting sons who pull their pants down at urinals, proposing all-stall men's restrooms as a solution.
- Men get sexually harassed by six year olds at urinals, can't stop mid-stream
- Proposes only-stall men's restrooms to avoid seeing other men's kids' penises
Cameron discusses girlfriend asking if he'd be upset about hypothetical daughter on OnlyFans; he prefers son having OnlyFans to daughter because he's been giving away his penis for free.
- Girlfriend upset he'd be opposed to daughter OnlyFans; he's progressive.
- Fine with son on OnlyFans; been trying to give penis away free whole life.
Cameron did material about skiing being the whitest sport made by white people for white people like Costco, with color-coded slope rankings from green/blue to black/double black determined by white guys.
- Skiing whitest sport, made by whites for whites like Costco
- Color-coded slopes from green/blue to black/double black rankings
- Meeting of four white guys deciding scariest colors for slopes
Second appearance with material about awkwardness during intimate moments, asking girls 'Daddy' during sex, and watching relationship TV shows.
- Girl called me Daddy, I said I'm your dad I'm so proud
- Girl said 'come inside me' and I said I did two minutes ago
Cameron performs about meeting new neighbors in Austin, asking about their baby's gender, discovering neighbors haven't decided, offering to determine it himself, and jokes about name Arrow and Native Americans.
- Neighbor hasn't decided baby's gender; Cameron offers to figure it out
- Baby named Arrow; hope Native Americans don't make it Washington team name