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Kill Tony #562 — Fahim Anwar

📅 May 30, 2022 📍 Austin, TX Vulcan Gas Company 🎤 8 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

Guests: Fahim Anwar

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Lineup

1

Hans Kim

Regular

Set: Hans performs new material about respecting trees on Memorial Day, the Greatest Generation, and the Anne Frank House, closing with a joke about claiming a house by squatting in an attic.

Interview: Hans discusses his recent Vegas trip with his girlfriend, their attendance at a Silk Sonic show, flying Spirit Airlines in the back row, and making out on the plane.

Bits:
  • Anne Frank just squatted in attic, doesn't make it her house
  • Greatest Generation were kind of annoying, half were Nazis
  • Respecting trees and bushes to honor troops on Memorial Day
3

Michael Ridley

Set: Michael performs edgy material about autistic women from 'Love on the Spectrum', making crude sexual comments, then pivots to a character impression bit about a 29-year-old named Michael who likes Legos and is scared of Black people.

Interview: Michael reveals he's Filipino, discusses his Instagram obsession with autistic women from the show, his white wife who likes Harry Potter, his body shop job, and his upcoming move to Houston.

Bits:
  • Autistic girls from Love on Spectrum are hot and desirable
  • Brother is autistic so he's two clicks away from qualifying
Moments:
  • Extended set with Mark Hamill Joker impression
4

Jack Horner

Set: Jack performs high-energy material about being an alpha male in Austin, discussing sex, prostitutes, and self-harm jokes, with crude humor about crippled jokes and masturbation techniques.

Interview: Jack reveals he was born prematurely with mobility issues, works at a cell phone store, has been doing stand-up for 3 years (100 mics), and discusses his various crude anecdotes about sexual encounters and disability.

Bits:
  • Tie belt around neck during masturbation for more powerful orgasm
  • All I do is imagine stabbing my 8th grade bully
Moments:
  • Jack reveals he was born prematurely, causing lifelong mobility issues
  • Jack dramatically slides down the stairs exiting the stage
5

Happy Bones Jones

Set: Happy Bones performs material about Joe Rogan's self-fellatio comments and his own fitness journey inspired by Rogan, culminating in crude jokes about oral sex and imagining Tony watching.

Interview: Happy Bones reveals he's from Augusta Georgia, a singer-songwriter since age 15, lost gigs during COVID, now runs a pet transport business driving dogs across the country, and met his girlfriend discovering Kill Tony podcast.

Bits:
  • Joe Rogan can suck his own dick and smacks it on cheek
  • Trying to perform oral sex on himself inspired by Rogan's fitness
Moments:
  • Happy Bones plays 'Crossroads Blues' with D Madness on guitar
6

Rachel McMillen

Set: Rachel performs dark material about her husband's jealousy, loving anal after getting sober, comparing her drug use to family history of addiction, jokes about being a crackhead and finding kids after sobriety.

Interview: Rachel discloses she's been sober 6.5 years, has two teenage sons, served jail time for theft, dated a prosecutor who got her into rehab, was recently engaged to a fellow comedian for 3 months but won't discuss the breakup.

Bits:
  • Husband jealous, doesn't share everything, now loves anal while sober
  • Alcoholism is genetic, grew up privileged, got silver spoon
  • Getting sober, discovered I have kids as weirdest realization
Moments:
  • Rachel refuses to discuss details of recent engagement breakup
7

Kimberly Weddle

Set: Kimberly performs jokes about Garth Brooks hiding bodies, being a tattoo artist vs. hanging her own art, identifying as male 'Alex' when ordering food, and dark humor about cremation.

Interview: Kimberly is from San Angelo Texas, works as a Target manager, collects bones from hiking with her husband and son, has 20-30 fanny packs, and has various tattoos including of her husband.

Bits:
  • Garth Brooks friends in low places hiding bodies underneath
  • As artist I hang my art up, hate it hanging itself
  • Identify as man when ordering food so husband gets order
8

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: William performs material about Red Band's mother, Hurricane Agatha, Nancy Pelosi's husband DUI, and Vladimir Putin's health/cancer, with dark jokes and sarcastic callbacks to Kill Tony running jokes.

Interview: William discusses his sobrity (1 year sober this past week), his significant weight loss due to tape worms for 6 months, his oversized belt from cocaine bender days, his house purchase in San Angelo, and his recent opening for Joe Rogan.

Bits:
  • Red Band's mom voted off Naked and Afraid reality show
  • Nancy Pelosi's husband and Red Band's mom both got DUIs in Napa
  • Vladimir Putin shaking because he listened to Aphex Twin
Moments:
  • William reveals he just became Kirkland Signature spokesperson, stealing Red Band's sponsorship
  • William discloses he had tape worms for 6 months causing weight loss