Kill Tony #372 — Ari Shaffir, Rich Vos, Bonnie McFarlane

Set: Riffed on marijuana in the Bible and Jesus turning hay into hash. Went significantly over time and received harsh roasts from panel about his appearance and drug addiction.

Interview: Tony and panelists roasted Kyle's weight and drug use. He was asked to do jumping jacks, which he performed before collapsing off stage.

Set: Disclosed he dated and had two children with same girl starting at age 13. Story involved cooking dinner, losing virginity, and staying together long-term. Received shocked reactions and requests for explanation.

Interview: Works in film production, does costumes for Yellowstone. Plays first base in amateur leagues. Has three kids with wife he's been with since age 13, most recent born when he was 28 and she was 15.

Set: Struggled on stage, improvised poorly with minimal material. Kept yelling 'setup punchline' and admitted he didn't prepare. Bombed significantly.

Interview: First time doing stand-up comedy ever. Had no preparation despite claiming he prepared. Tony dismissed him quickly, noting he was worst type of bomber.

Set: Made jokes about running in black jeans and Uber Black's silent-driver feature. Referenced CEO stealing strategy from porn star who slept with president.

Interview: Consultant helping veterans with healthcare. Parents from India. Did open mic 8-10 years ago then took 9/11-era hiatus. Recently returned to comedy after long break.

Set: Joked about being career criminal in Canada, bootlegging maple syrup. Discussed wife leaving with dog and money, contemplating suicide with bubblegum reference.

Interview: Recently disowned by family. Wife left in January with dog, car, and 10K of his 90K inheritance. Started dog-walking business in Vancouver called Biff's Bark Buddies that failed.

Set: Joked about dating, buying girls drinks, and free drinks from bartenders. Referenced getting free shots making him want to sleep with middle-aged bartender.

Interview: Born in USA, parents from Belarus. Father is mechanic, mother is caretaker. Girlfriend of four years works in marketing. Has been kill Tony fan for years, seen show three times.

Set: Disability-focused set about straws being taken away and environmental concerns. Made jokes about elevators and STD prevention, ended cleanly before time.

Interview: Born with upside-down hands condition. Father died in Hong Kong during film production. Recently returned to comedy after two-month break. Won competitive spot from Louis J Gomez.

Set: Dark jokes about being altar boy, priest molestation scandal, jealousy of other victims, and lying in religion. Very controversial material about child abuse.

Interview: Performing stand-up for one year. Bombed both nights of festival. Panelists gave coaching advice about finding good jokes and proper joke structure.

Set: Joked about realizing parents weren't smart when they told him they wished they hadn't had him. He was adopted and questioned their logic about returning him.

Interview: From London, England, first-time Kill Tony performer. Registered blind with partial vision. Works in marketing and communications. Hosts two podcasts: Echoes from the Void and Echo Chamber.

Set: Mormon from Salt Lake City without kids, jokes about Plan B pills and accidental vomiting during oral sex. Short set with minimal material.

Interview: Age 28, from Salt Lake City. Only a few months into stand-up at Wise Guys open mics. Spent two years in juvenile detention at age 17 for assault and battery.

Set: Opened with bit about dating guy with kid, ghosting him instead of helping. Joked about realizing lack of maternal instinct when kid expressed fears.

Interview: Kill Tony regular who broke up with Louis J Gomez. Originally started on show as first-time comedian at age 21-22. Featured on Comedy Central's Roast Battle and various major shows.