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Kill Tony #371 — Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J Gomez, Dave Smith

📅 June 22, 2019 📍 New York City, NY Skankfest 🎤 12 comedians

Guests: Big Jay Oakerson · Luis J Gomez · Dave Smith

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Lineup

1

Andrew Jerevino

Set: Stand-up about his dad commenting on Drew Barrymore's Facebook photo with fire emojis, and his current jobs as a part-time mailman and bouncer at a bar.

Interview: Tony and panel mock Andrew for pandering and mention his mailman job from last year. Discussion of his current jobs and his tiny backpack from Infinite CBD.

Bits:
  • Drew Barrymore photo comment was from ET set; bearded woman oral sex joke.
  • Works as bouncer at Best Buy selling TVs, later clarified as separate bar job.
Moments:
  • Luis J stands up to bully Andrew, first time standing up to Big Jay.
2

Dave Bastion

Set: Comedian from Toronto about his beard, ponytail (stallion tail), and working as a billboard changer. Rambling, self-deprecating set about giving up comedy.

Interview: Tony notes Dave hasn't been on stage in three years. Discussion of his billboard job, heavy drinking, and Led Zeppelin belt buckle.

Bits:
  • Beard comments about Duck Dynasty look and humidity in Canada.
  • Calls his ponytail a stallion tail, not a man bun.
Moments:
  • Luis drops the mic during one of Dave's worse jokes, showing lack of confidence.
3

Big Drew

Set: First-time comedian discusses his large family and dysfunction, including sister offering oral sex and niece gang-banged story.

Interview: Discusses his Kill Tony tattoo, first time doing stand-up, works for Coke repairing equipment, is 26 years old from Maryland.

Bits:
  • Sister offered blow job when he was 15; describes family dysfunction.
  • Eight siblings total including step-brother who is a carny.
Moments:
  • First-time comedian gets Kill Tony tattoo and gets pulled for bucket; panel loves him.
  • Luis J Gomez knocks over drinks, angry about Pepsi vs Coke joke.
4

Danny Braff

Set: Works at Costco handing out samples. Set about masturbation murder shirt, Netflix documentaries about masturbation, and condom/kidnapping wordplay.

Interview: Four years in comedy, performed at last year's Skankfest. Used to do magic with Jared from Subway act. Is 22, lives with parents in Flemington, NJ.

Bits:
  • Masturbation is murder shirt leads to Netflix documentary and condom kidnapping jokes.
  • Created magic act as Jared from Subway before his arrest.
Moments:
  • Standing ovation after set; Tony surprised at quality performance.
  • Luis J Gomez performs tissue magic trick, impressive sleight of hand.

Set: Irreverent set about rainbow flag on F250, biblical flood killing gays, and pride flag reappropriation. Dark theological humor.

Interview: Seven years doing comedy, from LA. Has schizophrenia history, spent time in psychiatric holds. Works in weed delivery, drives a Civic Hybrid.

Bits:
  • Rainbow flag on truck, biblical flood killed gays, pride flag reappropriation.
Moments:
  • Tony mentions pulling sword on Reverend Johnny in past, sword rivals burying hatchet.
6

Brandon Garrison

Set: Four months in comedy. Jokes about dwarf police officers and suicide fascination, including story of man who lit himself on fire at gas station.

Interview: From Salt Lake City, works in home and business maintenance. Plays pool, barbecues. Had only five grand saved from selling cars in Thailand 2018.

Bits:
  • Dwarf police officers joke and suicide fascination with car lighter story.
7

Spencer O'Neil

Set: Six years in comedy. Set about Godwin's Law (Hitler in debate = conversation over) and using it to escape police traffic stops.

Interview: Recently moved from Seattle to LA two weeks ago. Signed up to perform, will perform 6pm showcase in Comedy Store basement tomorrow.

Bits:
  • Godwin's Law: mention Hitler in debate to end conversation instantly.
  • Uses Hitler reference to escape police traffic stop and court.
Moments:
  • Perfect structured set with setup, punchline, and tags; crowd loves it.
8

Casper

Set: Three years in comedy, 23 years old. Set about being trans ginger, yeast infection, adopting dog in Compton.

Interview: Works bussing tables in Tempe Arizona at Social Hall. Bankrolled five grand from selling cars, visited Thailand 2018. Plays Fortnite.

Bits:
  • Trans ginger, yeast infection, friendship bread in toilet.
  • Adopted dog in Compton acts like previous owner, slow walks.
Moments:
  • Casper admits he didn't sign up, got in late, girlfriend told him come if spot opened.
9

Dustin

Set: Set about being child of lesbian mom, mom called him saying she doesn't know who he is anymore. Offensive jokes about mother.

Interview: Works in insurance, from Atlanta. At Seattle and Portland Skankfest shows before. Discusses his mother's sexuality and father arrangement.

Bits:
  • Mom is bull dyke lesbian, called saying doesn't know who he is.
Moments:
  • Bombing set, panel openly mocks him, told him not to get pulled next year.
10

Carlons Armendariz

11

Kevin Escobar

Set: First time on Kill Tony. One year in comedy from Flushing Queens. Joke about three-way with two women, recent story with cat jumping on bed during sex.

Interview: Audio engineer for Citibank (not band). Engaged, been with girlfriend eight years. Has Invisalign for one more week. From Colombia via Queens.

Bits:
  • Had three-way with two women as God intended, recently with cat.
Moments:
  • Panel realizes he said band instead of Citibank, hilarious miscommunication.
12

Emma Ly

Set: Dutch, lived in Florida three years. Set about Florida man buzz saw Vera Bradley heist story, using boyfriend for expensive bags.

Interview: Now in East LA, originally from Indiana. Former professional wrestler trainee. Gets physical wrestling move on Big Jay, body slams him on stage.

Bits:
  • Florida man buzz saw heist of Vera Bradley, boyfriend stealing for her.
Moments:
  • Panel asks for wrestling move demo, Emma body slams Big Jay on stage.