Dave Bastion
Dave Bastion has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Comedian from Toronto about his beard, ponytail (stallion tail), and working as a billboard changer. Rambling, self-deprecating set about giving up comedy.
- Beard comments about Duck Dynasty look and humidity in Canada.
- Calls his ponytail a stallion tail, not a man bun.
Dave opens with explicit jokes about anal sex and eating, claims he was born dead choking on feces. He discusses belt buckles and crude sexual humor before wrapping up.
- Anal sex compared to eating crap during stretching
- Born dead choking on own feces
- Girls look above his dick when seeing belt buckles