Kill Tony #77 — Magnus Betner, John Moses

Set: Derek talks about TV shows at parties and people who don't watch television, claiming he's judging them. He brings up Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad before someone reveals they don't own a TV.

Interview: Derek reveals it's his first time ever doing stand-up comedy. He's from Burlington, Ontario, married for ten years, works in animation for children's TV, and admits to trying to sneak inappropriate content into his work.

Set: Jordan discusses the instruction 'lather rinse repeat' and time flying when having fun. He connects this to his fear of death and tries to elongate his life by being miserable and doing bad comedy.

Interview: First-time stand-up who works in online marketing. Tony and Magnus provide coaching on pacing and clarifying the connection between his two separate ideas.

Set: Dave opens with explicit jokes about anal sex and eating, claims he was born dead choking on feces. He discusses belt buckles and crude sexual humor before wrapping up.

Interview: Dave recently moved to Toronto, works in construction, and lost 60 pounds. Tony extensively roasts his appearance, comparing him to various combinations (lumberjack/child molester, man-baby, Bastion Booger).

Set: Justin does explicit jokes about hot peppers and masturbation, comparing his penis to a stale biscotti dipped in milk. His girlfriend walks in while he's in the glass of milk.

Interview: Justin is an electrical engineer from Detroit who drove 5 hours to perform. He does dirty comedy, has estrangement from his mother over charity donation disputes, and admits to wanting money for pot rather than a make-a-wish charity.

Set: Sean describes making fried pancake batter donuts due to smoking pot and hunger. He ate them despite feeling sick, fearing he might defecate or vomit himself, contemplating whether he should have just masturbated instead.

Interview: Sean works selling retro toys, signed up on a whim. He's never done comedy before and describes the experience as suddenly realizing comedy is 'the best job in the world.'

Set: Liam does a structured joke about breaking his phone without a case, comparing it to breaking up with a girlfriend. He extends the metaphor about phone termination fees and contract lengths.

Interview: Liam is from Buffalo, New York, not Canada, turning 25 today. He's been doing stand-up for about a year with 2-3 spots weekly, and plays guitar with grown-out fingernails.

Set: Jaime describes washing a bowl, air-drying it by waving, hitting a light fixture, and breaking it. He ate cereal from the broken half-bowl cradled like baby Jesus and joked about it being a 'balanced breakfast.'

Interview: Jaime gets coached on high energy and relaxing on stage. He admits to dating a fat girl on Tinder who broke up with him, and discusses playing guitar with grown fingernails.

Set: Adam compares Christmas decorations to porn consumption: you go crazy putting up lights and decorations but must take them down after. He's angry about Christmas lasting too long.

Interview: Adam is a lawyer specializing in entertainment law, just started his job after graduating law school in June. First-time doing stand-up after writing jokes inspired by the Kill Tony podcast.

Set: Jordan discusses watching news, mentions bright/fluffy things, discusses wolf-coyote hybrid as unnatural abomination. He transitions to talking about getting a black eye and broken nose from hitting a bench.

Interview: Jordan lives in his mother's basement, age 27, recently started working as a chauffeur at a Volkswagen dealership. He's nervous but Tony notes he scratched his butt on stage.

Set: Sebastian describes smoking pot and masturbating while scrolling Facebook. He gets distracted by a BuzzFeed article about rape and decides to delete Facebook entirely.

Interview: Sebastian is 25, works painting houses and as illustrator, just started job as chauffeur at Volkswagen dealership. Tony and Brian encourage him to pursue comedy in LA, noting his creative passion and energy.