Kill Tony #619 — Ari Shaffir

Set: Joke-heavy set about billionaires, wealthy people, and Andrew Tate in Romania. Strong premise-driven comedy without much storytelling.

Interview: Tony reveals Hans wasn't challenged this week as an experiment. Hans admits his set wouldn't have been as good without competition. Discussion about his girlfriend having Tourette's syndrome.

Set: Short 41-second set about workplace incident with angry Mexican dishwasher named Speedy Gonzalez. Punched through joke but seemed to lose track of premise.

Interview: Solomon discusses being Pakistani, working as a dishwasher, developing feelings for female manager who turned out to be lesbian. Extended interview with sexual content.

Set: Strong premise-driven set about Confederate statues being removed but not the horse. Good angles about horses not being racist and KKK putting hoods on horses.

Interview: 9 years in Chicago, 2 in Georgia. Works as locksmith/welder. Recently divorced from German woman. Participates in Mexican drum-off challenge and wins.

Set: Energetic set about high school sports and teammate coming out as gay. Questions whether the butt-slapping was a gay thing or basketball thing.

Interview: Newest regular with 100% win record. From Orlando, 2 years of stand-up. Hired as door guy at the club. Discusses family reunion and new 'biter' relative. Brings uncle David Jolly on stage.

Set: Set about donating plasma at CSL Plasma Center for $40, finding out about $500 bonus, joking about legal marijuana card and sperm donation child support fears.

Interview: Uncle/mentor to Kam Patterson. 7 years stand-up experience. From Atlanta area. Discusses teaching Kam comedy, relationships with white women, selling sexual favors for money.

Set: Set comparing girls chugging beer to guys rolling blunts. Jokes about how guys show off drug preparation at parties while girls display drinking skills.

Interview: From Illinois, just over 1 year stand-up. Moved to Austin end of October. Former college wrestler at University of Illinois. COVID kicked off wrestling team for missing test after vaccine.

Set: First Jiu Jitsu class anecdotes about getting choked with balls in face in locker room, before even putting gi on. Bill Cosby joke closing.

Interview: Been on show before. 5 years stand-up, from Buffalo. Moved to Austin 7 months. Door guy at Outlaw Comedy. 30-year-old dating 50-year-old woman for 5 months met on Instagram.

Set: No stand-up set. Sang approximately 30 seconds of 'Fly Me to the Moon' instead of delivering comedy.

Interview: Actually Swiggy's mother. Worked in real estate as office manager. Was substitute teacher. Discussed bedroom activities vaguely. Claimed to have had sex in Corvette.

Set: First-ever stand-up set. Jokes about picking up guys, getting liposuction for breast augmentation, depression before surgery, lethal tattoo of grandmother on breasts.

Interview: From Nashville Tennessee. First time performing stand-up. Songwriter on tour. Performed original song 'Drug in Tennessee' with band. Got roasted about her knees multiple times.

Set: Meta-jokes about table of contents in books, Schindler's List being too long (dark joke about 7 million people), one-armed rock climber observation. Strong regular performance.

Interview: Kill Tony regular with most appearances ever. Recently had skin cancer removed from neck. Created new Etsy shop 'Penises by William' selling silicone penis molds ($75-80). Shows custom mold and discusses process.