Kill Tony #620 — Adam Ray, Rich Vos
Guests: Adam Ray · Rich Vos
Lineup
Set: Hans Kim delivered dark material about self-defense, airport security, age of consent, and stereotype humor targeting multiple groups with shock comedy tactics.
Interview: Hans discussed his challenge-free status, drug use (watery cocaine), and was pushed to deliver additional race-based jokes by the panel.
- Best bullets for self-defense and mass shooting scenarios.
- Age of consent in Japan is 13 years old.
- If you see something suspicious say something suspicious.
- Hans Kim defended his throne without challenge after strong set with extreme material.
- Panel requested additional race-based stereotypes during interview.
Set: Chandler Valencia, less than one year into stand-up, performed material about an acting audition, dating a white girl with overseasoned food, and a claimed superpower to guess dick size.
Interview: Tony and panel questioned Chandler about his school job, yearbook roasting, physical appearance comparisons, and relationship status, extracting details about his dating history.
- Auditioned for cuckolded husband role, doesn't know what cuck means.
- White girlfriend overseasoned all food, turning meals into cinnamon challenges.
- Can guess dick size by tasting someone's balls.
- Panel made extensive physical appearance jokes about Chandler's forehead and resemblance to Shih Tzu puppy.
- Chandler naturally responded with 'Food for Thought' catchphrase at end of offensive joke.
Set: Mason James performed about loving Mexicans and Mexican culture while critiquing Mexican desserts, immigration policy as Top Chef selection, and diversity in Houston.
Interview: Mason revealed he's 26 but looks much older, married with a baby on the way, works in food service for elderly homes/camps, and grew up between Houston and Columbus, Texas.
- Not racist despite his face, loves Mexicans except their desserts.
- Immigration policy looks like Top Chef cooking show selection.
- Desserts taste like wet cake or habanero popsicle.
- Rich Vos revealed he knew Mason from Houston open mics years ago, called him funny despite appearance.
- Mason revealed he's having a baby, shocking panel about his young age at 26.
- Extended joke about putting father in rest area instead of rest home.
Set: Cam Patterson performed autobiographical material about being the only one crying during a car shooting incident, gang retaliation dynamics, and surrendering to end violence.
Interview: Cam discussed being a new regular on the show, his journey from Orlando street life with a gun, his special needs daughter, carrying rocks, and his stepfather Uncle Laser bringing him to the show.
- Was only one crying when car got shot up during drive-by.
- Gang members always come back when they shoot at you seeking retaliation.
- Took shirt off and surrendered to stop the shooting.
- Announced as the new regular on Kill Tony with exceptional promise.
- Revealed he carried a gun on stage sometimes but didn't want to use it.
- Carries rocks as personal talisman, one given by stepfather Uncle Laser.
Set: Joe Bothello, a Canadian roofer performing for the first time in America, told stories about finding his father's porn, rewinding to the same scene, and now raising a son with similar habits.
Interview: Joe discussed his shirt choice, obesity in his family, special needs daughter with autism and epilepsy, wife with a native background, and his parenting approach.
- Found father's porn, rewound to same scene, both climaxed at same point.
- Now raises son so he doesn't repeat father's habits of coming to dad's videos.
- Heat is so hot wearing banana shirt shirt, on third shower of day.
- Joe mentioned he's a roofer, industrial scale, too big for house roofing.
- Revealed he has a special needs daughter with autism and epilepsy.
- Described wife's epileptic seizures compared to his own sexual experience.
Set: Ridge Hershberger performed about growing up on a Pennsylvania farm, making diving boards and boats, and made a joke about Jewish people controlling the weather.
Interview: Ridge discussed his growth since his last appearance three years ago, a previous zoo date and photo shoot girl, two-stepping as dating strategy, and living with a gay couple.
- Growing up on farm making adventures with brother like diving boards.
- The Jews control the weather, joke about reading Bible narrated by LeBron.
- Still learning to read from King James Bible narrated by LeBron James.
- Revisit of performer from three years prior, showing significant growth and improvement.
- Recalled Ridge receiving lap dance at Paramount Theater on previous visit.
- Ridge performed two-step dance move on stage during interview.
Set: Ellie performed about breaking her femur after moving to Austin, a felon ex-boyfriend, internet simping over her disability, and having sex while he watched his ex's tattoo during intercourse.
Interview: Tony and panel discovered Ellie's YouTube presence, her former TV news background, called the ex-boyfriend on-air for relationship reconciliation attempt, and Tony paid for dinner date.
- Broke femur moving to Austin, had surgery, people simped over her in walker.
- Her rod in leg gave men rods in their pants from walker photos.
- Dating felon with ex's face tattoo felt like unwanted threesome during sex.
- Red Band revealed he discovered Ellie's YouTube and TV news background by watching her videos.
- Tony called ex-boyfriend Justin on-air to pitch reconciliation in front of live audience.
- Justin read half-asleep poem about partnership and empty void on-air.
- Tony offered to pay for dinner between Ellie and Justin as reconciliation gift.
- Ellie revealed she had hospital sex with ex two days after femur surgery.
Set: William Montgomery performed about the Pledge of Allegiance with crude additions, Uber drivers with AC, deceased NFL quarterback Ryan Mallett drowning, and his basketball aspirations.
Interview: William discussed his extreme hemorrhoid problem and health issues, overtime oats and fiber, eating Kraft mac and cheese while doing sit-ups, and showing people pictures of his condition.
- Modified Pledge of Allegiance with references to Red Band's mom and Denny's sex.
- Obese Uber drivers have AC cranked because their asses are hot.
- Ryan Mallett drowned in Panama City, thought he told others to go deep.
- William described hemorrhoid size and appearance in graphic detail during interview.
- William got defensive when red band called him out about creepiness.
- William posted hemorrhoid picture on Instagram, was removed for community guidelines violation.
- Revealed eating two boxes of Kraft mac and cheese while doing sit-ups caused blockage.