Chandler Valencia

Chandler Valencia, less than one year into stand-up, performed material about an acting audition, dating a white girl with overseasoned food, and a claimed superpower to guess dick size.

• Auditioned for cuckolded husband role, doesn't know what cuck means.
• White girlfriend overseasoned all food, turning meals into cinnamon challenges.
• Can guess dick size by tasting someone's balls.

Chandler, only three months into comedy, jokes about being ugly, his girlfriend talking about C-sections, his stripper mother, and his bodybuilder father.

• Every time he posts a picture online, people comment about how brave he is.
• His mom was a stripper and he had a comeback about bullies: their dad saves money, he got his college fund.
• His girlfriend can talk for six hours about C-sections.