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Kill Tony #642 — Sam Tallent

📅 December 11, 2023 📍 Austin, TX Comedy Mothership 🎤 14 comedians ⭐ 4 regulars

Guests: Sam Tallent

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Lineup

1

Hans Kim

Regular

Set: Hans performed political commentary, jokes about Joe Biden and patriotism, and stories about his girlfriend's confusion about geography and his mushroom use.

Interview: Hans discussed his girlfriend being stupid, his Adderall use, mushroom consumption, missing a flight while on drugs, and his financial status.

Bits:
  • Not everyone patriotic is a loser but losers are patriotic
  • Girlfriend thought Japan was nation-state not country
Moments:
  • Hans left his interview early appearing to have a panic attack or distress
  • Discussion of Hans getting choked out by security after Christmas party
2

Tony Cruz

Set: Tony performed crude sexual jokes involving Skittles, Pokemon references, and vulgar material with strong stage presence but weak punchlines.

Interview: Tony discussed being from Sulphur Springs Texas, his trailer upbringing, segregated hometown, foot fetish, manufacturing job during COVID, and childhood robberies.

Bits:
  • Masturbation joke with Skittles reference
  • Radio Head pun about retarded black guy from movie Radio
  • Pokemon sex pun with Squirtle and Bulbasaur
Moments:
  • Panel and audience struggled to understand Radio Head punchline
  • Tony revealed he robbed neighborhoods as a kid in Sulphur Springs
3

Ashley Setta

Set: Ashley's first open mic attempt was disorganized and underprepared, featuring a cross-country running story with a golf cart anecdote that didn't land.

Interview: Ashley is from Austin, first-time comedian, discussed signing up on a whim, and her sister getting a PhD while she's on Kill Tony.

Bits:
  • Cross country running, golf cart tailgating story
Moments:
  • First-time comedian, completely unprepared, wandered wrong direction to stage
  • Tony criticized her for not preparing and alienating the crowd with cross-country question
4

Trey Campbell

Set: Trey performed edgy jokes about autism, vaccines, Lizzo accusations, wire coat hanger abortion reference, and absurdist humor.

Interview: Trey is 28 from Houston, works at The Secret Group, drinks Concerta before dates, loves trains, recovering Juggalo, drives a Chevy Cruze that doubles as his house.

Bits:
  • I'm on autism spectrum, got more vaccines
  • Lizzo doesn't know about fruit reference
  • Wire coat hanger abortion joke from womb
Moments:
  • Tony compared Trey to William Montgomery and called him adorable
  • Discussion of Trey's appearance and youthful voice despite being 28
5

Jonathan Kando

Set: Jonathan attempted dark humor about looking up porn as a 12-year-old, transitioned to a poorly structured hitman joke that drew strong negative reactions.

Interview: Jonathan is 29, truck driver, first real set, from Phoenix, started comedy 2.5 years ago, discussed childhood trauma and arcade games.

Bits:
  • 12-year-old searching for age-appropriate pornography
  • Woman hired hitman via rentahitman.com for 3-year-old son
Moments:
  • Ari and Mark invaded the interview, Ari exposed his genitals
  • D Madness left the show due to disgust at the material
6

Martin Phillips

Set: Martin performed strong set with cerebral palsy, jokes about cold weather clothing, pimping, mother's birthday card, asking strangers if he cut dry, and bar observations.

Interview: Martin is 32, substitute special education teacher in South Austin, has cerebral palsy, former golden ticket winner, discussed dating and potential fatherhood.

Bits:
  • Mother put birthday in quotation marks on card
  • Guys asking if I cut dry at bars
  • I pimp on her side, pimping season now
Moments:
  • Golden ticket winner returning, strong performance with clear confidence
  • Tony and panel made disability-adjacent jokes but also praised his work
7

Melissa Diaz

Set: Melissa performed strong set about her father's death in a plane crash 2 months after 9/11, dark humor about scattered ashes, jealousy of 9/11 attention, and his secret family.

Interview: Melissa has 8-9 years stand-up experience, lives in Austin 2 years, recently married at Skank Fest, introverted, frequents open mics.

Bits:
  • Father's grave flowers instead of birthday gifts
  • Jealous of 9/11 getting more attention than father's plane death
  • Father had secret family in Dominican Republic
Moments:
  • Strong, confident set with dark material about dead father
  • Revealed she married at Skank Fest in the mothership chapel
8

Trenton Tebow

Set: Trenton performed jokes about his breakup, racial preferences in women, being fat and ugly, trans humor, and working at Popeyes as diversity hire.

Interview: Trenton works at restaurant and builds handmade swim baits for fishing lure company, from Fort Merrill Wells Texas near Sulphur Springs, likes fishing, hit by semi on I-20.

Bits:
  • Same taste in women as black guys, fears competing with them
  • Born with dick and grew tits, natural trans
Moments:
  • Revealed he was hit by a semi on I-20 while going to perform
  • Girlfriend broke up on September 11, he missed the date significance
9

Kam Patterson

Regular

Set: Kam performed about learning to surf in Malibu with a gay instructor, beautiful sunset moment, and atheist discussion.

Interview: Kam visited Malibu for a few days scoping locations, went surfing, discussed attempted hookup with porn stars and Major Laser, favorite porn stars.

Bits:
  • Gay surfing instructor, atheist in ocean, sunset moment
Moments:
  • Extended riff about porn stars leaving to care for suicidal father
  • Discussion of favorite porn stars including Jeremy and Pinky
10

Nick Mumme

Set: Nick performed jokes about TV show Pimp My Ride, girlfriend with high standards, being gay and depressed, and self-deprecating humor.

Interview: Nick has 3 years stand-up experience, works with dogs in daycare, from Austin Texas, very nervous, described as having unusual voice/accent.

Bits:
  • Pimp My Ride showing poor people getting useless car upgrades
  • Girlfriend high standards, he has low, puts bag on head
  • Gay men cry alone in shower after rejection
Moments:
  • Unusual voice and appearance, panel joked he sounds like AI-generated or muppet-like
  • Sam answered questions for him in comedic fashion due to his nervousness
  • Revealed he lives in a hammock on Rainey Street
11

Caleb Silvers

Set: Caleb performed strong jokes about not getting laid, hashtag me too parody, high vs low standards, and contrasting gay vs straight male depression.

Interview: Caleb is gay, tops only, came out young, dresses for Halloween, practices at home, interested in trans men, lives in a hammock on Rainey Street.

Bits:
  • Nobody slaps my ass at work, hashtag me too
  • Gay vs straight men handling rejection differently
  • Crying alone in shower after rejection
Moments:
  • Strong set performance, only 51 seconds but very tight
  • Panel ranked Tony, Sam, Mark, Red Band, Ari by attractiveness
  • Revealed he lives in a hammock on Rainey Street
12

Trevor Mischo

Set: Trevor performed about being raised by single mother, feminine traits, sitting when peeing, hitting curbs, loving gossip, not allowed in garage, soft masculinity.

Interview: Trevor is 26 from Phoenix, works in warehouses, been doing stand-up 2.5 years, started in Phoenix clubs.

Bits:
  • Single mother, hits curbs, sits when peeing
  • Find myself in kitchen with ladies wondering why Heather got fat
  • Can't find right wrench in garage, not allowed back
Moments:
  • Set didn't land well despite being well-dressed and articulate