Melissa Diaz
Melissa Diaz has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Melissa performed strong set about her father's death in a plane crash 2 months after 9/11, dark humor about scattered ashes, jealousy of 9/11 attention, and his secret family.
- Father's grave flowers instead of birthday gifts
- Jealous of 9/11 getting more attention than father's plane death
- Father had secret family in Dominican Republic
Melissa discusses working out and replacing the word 'reps' with 'rapes' as a joke about self-coercion at the gym, talks about aging and body changes, and makes jokes about her vagina changing over time.
- Calling pull-ups 'rapes' because she doesn't want to do them, yelling at herself.
- Wondering what her vagina will look like as it ages, plans daily photos until 80.
Melissa Diaz performed material about recovering extroversion, her late orgasm at 26, comparisons between male and female sexual development, and student loans.
- Recovering extrovert who realized she has a drinking problem
- Women pay off student loans before first orgasm