Brian Cook
Brian Cook has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Brian discusses a friend's tragedy and subsequent musical success, making dark jokes about killing friends for fame and converting to K2.
- Friend's overdose was tragic but now sounding better; kill all his friends for chart success
- Considered converting to Islam but converting to K2 instead; homeless people look happy on drugs
Music criticism about every genre being retards making noise, extending critique to hip hop, death metal, and stand-up comedy as one retard trying to be clever, plus random shout-out to stripper named Diversity.
- All hip hop is three retards spouting gibberish over awkward drumbeat
- All genres equally terrible: hip hop retards, metal retards, comedy one retard
46-year-old doing two years of stand-up with material about homeless people in Austin, Bud Light, fentanyl-laced Gatorade, and compares divorce to being dropped in New Orleans.
- Homeless people in Austin turn crispy golden brown like fried chicken
- Divorce is like being dropped in East Bank New Orleans at 1AM