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Brian Cook

🎤 3 appearancesFirst: June 17, 2024Latest: October 13, 2025

Brian Cook has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #741 Bucket Pull · October 13, 2025

Brian discusses a friend's tragedy and subsequent musical success, making dark jokes about killing friends for fame and converting to K2.

  • Friend's overdose was tragic but now sounding better; kill all his friends for chart success
  • Considered converting to Islam but converting to K2 instead; homeless people look happy on drugs
Kill Tony #679 Bucket Pull · August 19, 2024

Music criticism about every genre being retards making noise, extending critique to hip hop, death metal, and stand-up comedy as one retard trying to be clever, plus random shout-out to stripper named Diversity.

  • All hip hop is three retards spouting gibberish over awkward drumbeat
  • All genres equally terrible: hip hop retards, metal retards, comedy one retard
Kill Tony #671 Bucket Pull · June 17, 2024

46-year-old doing two years of stand-up with material about homeless people in Austin, Bud Light, fentanyl-laced Gatorade, and compares divorce to being dropped in New Orleans.

  • Homeless people in Austin turn crispy golden brown like fried chicken
  • Divorce is like being dropped in East Bank New Orleans at 1AM